Peanut butter on top a slice of hot cherry or blueberry pie? *chefs kiss*
22.03.2025 04:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@joshuwhaaat.bsky.social
Well I have to do these jokes SOMEWHERE! Actor. Narrator. Not-once-in-a-generation talent.
Peanut butter on top a slice of hot cherry or blueberry pie? *chefs kiss*
22.03.2025 04:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apropos of nothing I love a good background laugher on a podcast.
15.02.2025 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Count your blessings. Count your calories. WELL WHICH IS IT!!!?
13.02.2025 02:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching the Grampys.
Dale just won for βBest New Grandfatherβ but we all saw that coming. Still shocked Tim AND Richard lost to Gerald AGAIN for βRepeated Story of the Yearβ but tbh βThat Time At Woodstock I Pulled The Mud-Guitar Prank On Your Nanaβ IS the strongest contender by a nautical mile.
Why does their cat pray?
Because their cat licks.
They must for it is writ so
31.01.2025 04:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, until (of course) said Sanctum, in waxing fulfillment of the Great Prophecy of her True Highness Dalfsornish Ah, descends into the Metamorphic Realm of Unrequiting
31.01.2025 04:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who needs to win the whole world when a good meal and laughs with friends will do.
29.01.2025 02:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This year I set up a lot of goals for myself, which is stupid because I donβt play soccer.
25.01.2025 23:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taking down the Christmas tree and put up the Rest of the Year Anxiety tree
24.01.2025 21:04 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If the Oscar nominations tell us anything, itβs who is nominated for an Oscar.
23.01.2025 14:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI don't know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense.β
βThis is absolutely horrible. We never get any extra shots, we never get any time to experiment. We never get to, you know, go dreamy or anything!β
βAnd If yoou can believe itβ¦ β
βDavid Lynch
Hey Patty!! Namuch! Just jumpin into this wild bluskyworld and seeing whatβs here. What you been up to?! Miss you friend!!
16.01.2025 21:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks Jeffrey!
16.01.2025 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is my first twee- er bluesk- er skeet- er post- er blost- er twask- er
15.01.2025 23:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0