Hopefully that'll help my work output lol
30.10.2025 14:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@e350afterdark.bsky.social
I make weird art and stuff.
Hopefully that'll help my work output lol
30.10.2025 14:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Commission for captainmassivelybriefcollector.
Didn't put this on Patreon first because I fear they will smite mine arse for thine unChristian artisty.
Don't worry! For windup dolls, this is basically the equivalent of forgetting your wallet! They're fine!
Just, uh, takes time for someone to find them sometimes, is all...
UNIVERSE MABEL CLOTHING SET AS DEFAULT
25.10.2025 15:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mabel shrugs and tosses the orb over her shoulder, sending it flying into the closet past her Stevonniebar and Lapis Lazupanties - she'll wear those to bed tonight. Peridot would have cringed if she could as she hears it shatter, and Mabel cheerfully heads off to the pool without another thought.
25.10.2025 15:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FLASH
REALITY FREEZER DELETED
Mabel has the strangest feeling that she's only existed for a few seconds. How strange! Maybe it has something to do with this orb in her hand.
Peridot mentally urges her to reset the universe back to normal - somehow - but it's all in vain.
FLASH
REALITY FURNITURE DELETED
Oh no, this is the worst warp yet! The Periapple wiggles impotently, shivvering in the cold freezer. Forget fixing anything, they need to warp reality again before they get eaten! Come on, orb, flash! Fla-
FLASH
REALITY TOY STORE DELETED
Clod dang it! How's she supposed to fix this? She can feel Amethyst next to her - actually she can feel her feelings a little. Why's she so calm about this? Why's she excited? Ugh! And why won't Pearl just stop ticking! She needs to communicate with the owner of t-
FLASH
REALITY [CRYSTAL GEMS] DELETED
As the orb rests in Peridot's limp ragdoll hand, she stares out the window of the Crystal Gem Toy Store, wondering how to fix everything. She can't move, but maybe she can get someone to manipulate the marionette Pearl behind her! Yes, and then she can fix eve-
Peridot's found this strange little orb in an old Homeworld ruin. She's had to show all of her friends, but as she reminds them, it's important not to activate it, as it could change everything they've ever known in a single fla-
25.10.2025 15:12 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0A trade with my very good friend JPGR! This is clearly how they make YCH templates.
15.10.2025 10:01 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Turns out if you break the warp pad, it can drop you in a video game. Getting out's easy, you've just got to use another warp pad and - what do you mean there's none in this game?
13.10.2025 09:50 β π 21 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Coloured an anon friend's sketch! Again!
13.10.2025 09:48 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A collab with my very good friend @dumbochumbo.bsky.social, who did the sketch. Connie can be rubber, as a treat.
10.10.2025 22:34 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you!
04.09.2025 13:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have just finished uploading my backlog. I am now officially out of office until 7 October. I may post sketches to my Patreon, but otherwise, I shall be in Britain enjoying myself for the next few weeks. See you soon!
04.09.2025 12:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You awake by a road under a bubblegum pink sky, a giant, 13ft, three-headed woman looking down at you. This is the last time you eat at Nandos.
04.09.2025 12:46 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Coloured an anon friend's sketch!
04.09.2025 12:45 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It seems that Mabel has a career as a reality-warping livestreamer! Anonymous Patreon reward.
04.09.2025 11:20 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0An anonymous commissioner asked for their characters turning into inflatable Lapis and Peridot in their classic outfits! This was a fun one to do; it's always fun to play with... would you call it a late-mid-TF?
04.09.2025 11:20 β π 25 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Gee, it sure is a lovely day to visit the Pause Museum, isn't it? Man I hope they still have those fish fingers in the cafe...
29.08.2025 09:23 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another collab with my very good friend @dumbochumbo.bsky.social, in which Wendy is a giant and rather chill about the whole thing.
26.08.2025 12:42 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Lapis, again.
26.08.2025 00:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0do you want my Styrofoam peanuts
you can have my Styrofoam peanuts
Coloured a friend's sketch - he's asked to remain anonymous. Skipped Patreon for this one because I can see them being weird about it. Might think of getting subscribestar or something, who knows?
monke
18.08.2025 10:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One singular pepperoni.
16.08.2025 17:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hehehe get it, board instead of bored?! That's the joke.
Comm for Multirper in which they become a Tambry cut out! Classic Tambers, that.
Tune in next week for when Soos dies and is immediately replaced with an alternate universe Soos. Or possibly tribbles. I dunno I don't watch Star Trek
15.08.2025 10:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, teleporting. Always a perfectly safe method of transportation. And when it isn't, everything that goes wrong will be solved in a delightful 30-minute sci-fi adventure, and nobody will ever think of the terrifying ramifications again.
15.08.2025 10:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love this so much! Thank you very much!
09.08.2025 10:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0