Gothi

Lapis with her hair up in a short ponytail, wearing a casual sundress and low slung hoodie while sipping a boba tea.

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

blehh

he keeps getting shit done in like his first two months of office, we need more mayors like him

whisper the wolf and tangle the lemur hanging out. whisper says "im puerto rican" and tangle says DUDE FUCK YES

yeah baby happy whisper latina day
#sonic #hedgecomix

Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.

A good time to read the sonic comics, eh?

THEY ARE THEM

𝘜𝘩 𝘰𝘩. 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺?
🪀🔵⚪️

Tangle and Whisper

They sound perfect. They are perfect. 🩶💛 #tangle #whisper #sonic #whispangle

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

this fucking video 😭😭😭

friend just dumped a bunch of these kinds of videos to me in DMs yesterday and this is my favorite one

that gon

#fanart of Vivian and Marilyn from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door hugging each other. Vivian is laughing while Marilyn embraces her in a bear hug.

Guh! 🏳️‍⚧️

Drawn when Paper Mario: TTYD came out. I still really love this #art piece of Vivian and Marilyn! 😊

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Xenoblade

liked the amy a lot so i was gonna sketch her out but didnt like how it was coming out, hopefully this bit of fanart is still okay

Ancient ✨️🐰✨ #RabbitAndSteel

Happy update! 🎉

There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

stoppable force (gamecube controller) vs immovable object (games where you might need to do two or more actions a lot instead of just one)

art of falin and marcille from the manga dungeon meshi. falin is making food on a stove, which consists of mushrooms, tentacles, and generally suspicious looking food. she smiles at marcille, who is approaching and sweating slightly. there is a painting of chilchuck, laios, and senshi on the wall behind them, as well as a variety of other kitchen appliances and food.

making food #dunmeshi #minifemslashfeb2026

atheist hits 4k after declaring love for jesus christ