Canis Floofius

Canis Floofius

@canisfloofius.bsky.social

“La primera pregunta que me hice después de la muerte de mi papa fue donde estas?" 🇨🇦 🍁 🦫

269 Followers 174 Following 1,601 Posts Joined Jan 2025
16 hours ago

"Do you understand?" Me nodding, having no idea what is going on and actively dissociating.

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1 day ago

"Can you also not point out my egg shaped body habitus? I'm sensitive about that?"

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1 day ago

Both of these concepts are more coherent than anything the US has figured out as far as their objectives for this war.

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3 days ago

Aww. I know, it's a tough time for many Sammies

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6 days ago
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

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6 days ago

women: (on international women's day) finally a day for me

men: (on the same day) BABE I CAN'T FIND MY HOUR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOUR, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE

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1 week ago

Honestly that's a good way to learn. I've been watching this YouTube journalist, Jorge Ramos, on his show "Asi Veo Las Cosas" ("How I See Things"). He's from Mexico City so his accent is like my Dad's. I'll watch in Spanish and get a fair chunk, then re-watch with English subtitles. Ole!

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1 week ago
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I got Genius! How many words can you make with 7 letters?

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Hell yeah everything's coming up Milhouse

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1 week ago

Me nodding, "That explains so, so much"

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1 week ago

I've giving up and going full-Flintstones car, just yabba dabba doing my way down the Trans-Canada

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1 week ago

Way ahead of you chica

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1 week ago
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I hope the serotonin hits will keep on coming, with this photo of my friend's Samoyed napping

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1 week ago

As 20th President of the United States James Garfield once said, "I hate Mondays and love lasagna"

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1 week ago

"Fork found in kitchen." "Water determined to be wet"

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1 week ago

Racking up more sexual assault allegations and battering female reporters I guess.

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1 week ago

And electric cars are too WOKE. Biden was somehow responsible for higher gas prices, but now that the rapist in chief is in charge, it's patriotic to pay more at the pump

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1 week ago
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We do not need to hear from him and his moustache. No. Like this dog would make a better pundit

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1 week ago

All of these operation titles they come up with sound like Axe body washes

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2 weeks ago

They made a new one??? WITHOUT HER? THE AUDACITY

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2 weeks ago

It's what JLo would want. DO IT

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2 weeks ago

OPERATION FALCON PUNCH! OPERATION DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! OPERATION FREEDOM DILDO!

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2 weeks ago
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Cover of The Lancet:

@thelancet.com
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2 weeks ago

See this is why I just use Chat Gepetto to make up imaginary scenarios involving a podcast hosted by Samoyeds.

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2 weeks ago

Whoa whoa whoa my parents told me my name was Erica, but now I find out my name must be Esoterica?? So cool! Finally some good news in our dystopian hellscape.

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2 weeks ago

Dr Cassidy has no one to blame but himself, being the confirming vote for RFK "methylene blue" Jr as Secretary of Health and Human Service. He is a disgrace to the profession. In all manners concerning public health policy the US is going backwards at an astonishing rate.

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2 weeks ago

Although keep our new fluffy Surgeon General away from Kristi Noem. Far, far away. And nobody tell her about Balto, she'll probably seek out his descendants to shoot them.

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2 weeks ago
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Literally a more qualified candidate. How did he even get on that penny farthing? Because he's resourceful and capable.

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2 weeks ago

Oh excellent news for any freshly groomed Sammies in the area.

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2 weeks ago

Looking so spiffy! Floof looking bright white, I am sure you will endeavour to look like a Chocolate Lab in no time thought

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2 weeks ago

So privileged to share this great country with all of you, fam. So grateful to have an incredible leader to lead us through some very turbulent times. And incredibly proud of our athletes. We are True North, Strong, and Free. ❤️🇨🇦

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