Ann Aguirre

Ann Aguirre

@annaguirre.bsky.social

NYT & USA Today bestselling writer. Gamer. Enjoys Korean dramas, music, movies, video games, silly pet photos. Yes, I wrote Enclave and Strange Love. I have lots of books out! You should read them. she/her https://linktr.ee/authorannaguirre

10,903 Followers 523 Following 6,887 Posts Joined Aug 2023
5 minutes ago

My little car doesn't need to be filled up very often so it's been weeks since I was at a gas station.

I haven't seen gas lines like this since I was a little kid in the 70s. It's feeling... the OPPOSITE of great. What word would that be? Feel free to supply pejorative adjectives in replies.

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20 hours ago

My email is an endless stream of “upgrade to get access to—“

I don’t want it. I want to downgrade. I want to get less access. I want the opposite of what you’re selling.

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22 hours ago

I'm re-watching The Mentalist because of you and my son has become unexpectedly obsessed also.

And I'm so unsurprised to find that Cho is stealing scenes and hearts in your living room too.

Will never understand why Tim Kang isn't a household name.

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1 day ago

"Roughly 1 in 87 Americans—or 1.2% of the population—is actively infectious on any given day." Those numbers mean that there are more Americans walking around w/ active Covid infections than there are transgender Americans. And only one group is dangerous.

Bigotry makes you fear the wrong things.

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1 day ago

Didn't realize the Bride had Bale in it. Now moderately interested.

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1 day ago

girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel

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1 day ago

Possibly I shouldn't be on the internet today, but...

I'm sick to death of people complaining that nobody is doing anything when they -also- aren't doing anything.

What we can do may not be huge, but we can make a difference using the time, talent, and resources uniquely available to us.

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1 day ago

Psst, annoying people. The devil doesn't need an advocate.

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4 days ago
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

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1 week ago
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Please consider supporting:
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6 days ago

I hate that I love everything about this.

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6 days ago

When we were in London, I saw an incredible ballet troupe from China and they performed a life-changing stage adaptation of Jane Eyre.

I CARE ABOUT BALLET.

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6 days ago

His expression in photos bothers me.

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1 week ago

I've been offline, is my inexplicable loathing of Timothee finally validated??

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1 week ago

I met Tom Baker at 18, having never watched that show he did, and inadvertently did a baffling bit with him that ended with me asking, Doctor who?"

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1 week ago

Yep! Gary Brolsma, still doing his thing at 40.

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1 week ago
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Numa Numa (2023) YouTube video by Gary Brolsma

Numa Numa 2023: not all kings wear crowns.

youtu.be/ZBKm1MBsTbk?...

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1 week ago

It's so humbling.

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1 week ago

They should!

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1 week ago

The stick and twist is the worst!!

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1 week ago

I dedicate this to humans who have dressed too fast after a shower in a particular undergarment:

Skin so damp, it was not fun.
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won.
I needed help and I had none.
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won.

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1 week ago

I dedicate this to humans who have dressed too fast after a shower in a particular undergarment:

Skin so damp, it was not fun.
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won.
I needed help and I had none.
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won.

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1 week ago

Wow, gorgeous!

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1 week ago

My breasts are depressed and have withdrawn into themselves. I'm trying to lure them out with cheesecake to no avail. They're burrowing into my sternum like little naked mole rats.

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1 week ago

I don't know much about Christian Menefee, "youngest and first African American to serve as Harris County Attorney". He's the candidate leading the TX primary race ahead of Rep Al Green and CM seems to have a track record of filing lawsuits to fight Greg Abbott. 🤔

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1 week ago
a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e

finished embroidering my jacket :)

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1 week ago

These words are designed to slide off of our brains and be forgotten.

Say it plainly: No murdering children overseas. No locking up children in concentration camps here. No pedophiles in government or any positions of authority. No Republican freaks inspecting children's genitals.

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1 week ago

I don't understand how anyone works for this regime or follows these orders.

Do they not have souls? Have they murdered their own consciences or did they not have any to start with?

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1 week ago

I'm normally against the death penalty but I'm starting to think everyone involved in these atrocities has forfeited their right to breathe air. I want them all charged with war crimes.

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1 week ago

What the FUCK is going on and why is everyone with a soul not calling for a war crimes tribunal. Fuck impeachment, this is solidly Hague territory

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