Catnip MADNESS

Catnip MADNESS

@kittiesandbeer.bsky.social

Cat mom (duh) Immigrant from that other site Tired and cranky old chef with no fucks left to give Cleveland sports fan Show me your Kitties!

499 Followers 698 Following 156 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago

aw shucks. It will still be a better time even if my arms get bloodied

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2 weeks ago

I will be *attempting* to give my cat her ear drops. She's a little maniac

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1 month ago
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a chef is holding a tennis racquet over a pan of food ALT: a chef is holding a tennis racquet over a pan of food

Had to put on the chef pants for work.
And yes, I made meatballs today for Italian wedding soup

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1 month ago

#6
On top of everything else *frantically gesturing at something/everything/nothing* , one of my employees just texted me her notice
At 1030 pm
yay

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1 month ago

I live and work in Woodstock, it's been interesting how the MAGA voices aren't as loud as they used to be..

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1 month ago

Good! I can't stand him

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1 month ago
man and trad wife. her foot is gross ew

Ok, I think she dipped that nasty foot in the milk

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1 month ago

Came here for this comment

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1 month ago
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#Caturday timeline cleanse.
Douglas and Wilma got a fun new toy

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2 months ago

EW

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2 months ago
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"Oh hai mom! Is it time for breakfast yet?

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3 months ago

I think I spotted a Miro. I'm a big fan

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3 months ago

Falderal or fustilarian
Please don't make me choose just one

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3 months ago

Rest well, Darth! I made Potatoes Gratin with gruyere, parmesan and swiss cheeses for Thanksgiving. I wish I could send some to your hibernation pod.

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3 months ago

He is very handsome

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3 months ago
Toothless orange floofy kitty napping

This is Wilma. She has no teeth so when she sleeps with her mouth open it is ridiculously funny

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3 months ago

Oh, a full length diaper

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3 months ago
A box of delicious warm donuts

These bitches slap so hard because they make them to order . You try not to eat all the warm crispy donuts on the drive home, but good luck with that.

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3 months ago

And his face is the same color as cat vomit

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4 months ago

Those murder mitts!!

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4 months ago

Your vote matters, we have to keep up with local as well as state and fed!

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4 months ago

I voted for both!

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4 months ago

FUCK YEAH! I voted for them!!!!

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4 months ago

I just wanna touch the toe fur

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4 months ago
Handsome black and white kitty showing off his I Voted sticker

Douglas and I voted. He drove, of course.

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4 months ago

Norman Watt-Roy's bass line is just fuckin sick. I remember when I first heard this song (I was 16), and have loved it ever since. Good pick!

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4 months ago
A very handsome gray and white kitty trying to keep me from leaving for work by holding down my purse. RIP Stinky (2/17/2023) An adorable floofy white and black kitty giving the ol' razzle dazzle. She was magical. RIP Betty (2/1/2024 cancer sucks)

Remembering these two, my travel buddies. They moved with me several times and across several states over the years. Stinky on the left and Betty on the right. I miss them every day

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4 months ago

They're in the deadly aim of his angry eyes

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4 months ago

Despite all her rage....

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