Alex

Where? 🥺

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24 hours of toothache so far. 🥲
Ibuprofen and two large glasses of wine to help me sleep tonight.

It's so hard being queer and having a full time job. I just wanna make out with hot people and do cute things not WORK

Business will be resumed!

How long until the next bath pic? Are taking bets?

Welcome back!

Cooked enough mince for two… but just for me. Also wine because needed.

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I’m so ready for sleep tonight 😴

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Paul’s not dishing out handys… #GBBO

Iain… that sounds horrific #GBBO

GBBO goods secured.

Woke up thinking it was Wednesday. Instead, I’ve gained an extra day at work 🥲

Had another first date today. Coffee and a walk around a country park, and they want to see me again.
On Friday I have an official second date with the other first date I had last week.
Then I have a couple busy weekends away to look forward to too.
I am going to be socially drained by November 🥲

Mmhmm 🙂‍↕️🤤

That’s my kind of menu

Is it too late for #FCF?

Sugar, butter, flour 🥧

I needed one last white night

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I’m on track to cum 7 times already this October by the time I sleep tonight… Locktober I could never.

Hi, tassel 🥹

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How I’m getting through the week on such little sleep.

Alex also doesn’t do well with it 🥲

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Snap

No baked goods tonight, just some Dairy Milk to accompany #GBBO