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CO born and raised. he/him. 27. entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‰

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I love that color on you!

21.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to masturbate as soon as possible.

21.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love lesbians!!!

21.10.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seattle, I promise you, I will be living here a year from now. But for today, we must travel back home to Colorado ๐Ÿฅฒ

21.10.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Begging to be cracked.

21.10.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worst part about couch surfing is not being able to cum for days :-(

21.10.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

19.10.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This happening in Denver when Iโ€™m out of town is sooooo fucking comical to me.

19.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gripping my morning wood at the base

Gripping my morning wood at the base

For science!

19.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woke up with my hand around my dick again smh

19.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now raise your hand if you can tell the class what โ€œgooningโ€ means.

18.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whereโ€™s David Attenborough to provide live-action commentary when you need him?!

18.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More people need to be told no! You donโ€™t get everything that you want in life! Lifeโ€™s not fair!

18.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should I post morning wood?

18.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it for the bit!

18.10.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct choice.

18.10.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Iโ€™ll go to hell and jail for my dog, I know thatโ€™s right. People better act right before we put them in their place ๐Ÿ˜ก

18.10.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canon event tbh

18.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be safe, stay vigilant, and look out for each other throughout the protests today. Our collective voices are powerful, but the institutions we are fighting against are sneaky and vicious. Only we can protect ourselves!

18.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I nibble on your foreskin? As friends, of course.

18.10.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Balls for breakfast, anyone?

18.10.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning beautiful people! Letโ€™s have a blessed weekend, shall we?

18.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leading by example, we salute you!

18.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I come to Seattle, I am reminded by how badly I want to move here ๐Ÿ˜ญ

18.10.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smooches ๐Ÿฅฐ

18.10.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for the visual demonstration ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

18.10.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once I get my workout routine in order, itโ€™s sooooooo over for you bitches!

17.10.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fear I may need a late afternoon caffeine joltโ€ฆbut will this forgo my ability to rest well tonight?

Iโ€™m torn.

16.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Morning nude; Iโ€™m standing in the bathroom mirror, throwing a peace sign in the air. My cock is almost fully on display, and you can tell itโ€™s hanging rather low and plump thanks to morning wood from earlier.

Morning nude; Iโ€™m standing in the bathroom mirror, throwing a peace sign in the air. My cock is almost fully on display, and you can tell itโ€™s hanging rather low and plump thanks to morning wood from earlier.

Good morning my beautiful friends! Weโ€™re nearly at the end of the week, hold on there!

16.10.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s see how many times I can make myself cum before getting out of bed this morning.

12.10.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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