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𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
RAAAAAAGAGHHHHHHHG ──
[ HE FLIPS A TABLE AND THROWS IT AT THE READER . 💀 ]
MY BINKY . WHERE IS IT 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
24.01.2026 06:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ᅠ ᅠ
𝓟𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺 ...
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𝓚𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆'𝐒 𝗥𝗢𝗬𝗔𝗟
「 * 𝙀𝙓𝙀𝘾𝙐𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙍 」 ...
SLASH'S GONNA EXPLODE THEM BOTH WITH HIS MIND
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WHY IS THERE TWO PAPAS
22.12.2025 08:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0GUESS WHO . 👺
22.12.2025 08:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“ YES .
tell him sIash is gonna pvnch his lights out if he don't tell us where my PALM TREE IS . ” 😡
“ ... PAPA . ” 🤬
he pulls out a picture of bebop .
... one that looks like it's been through better days . 💀 .
“ OKAY . ” 👺
06.07.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“ ... YOU'LL FIND IT .ᐣ.ᐟ ” 👺
06.07.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1HIS JAW DROPS .
“ MY BINKY .ᐣ.ᐟ GONE .ᐣ.ᐣ FOREVER .ᐣ.ᐣ ”
... he lifts up a bench and THROWS it . 💀 .
“ MY PALM TREE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ MY BIIIIINKYYY .ᐟ.ᐟ WAAUUUUUUUGH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ”
QUICKLY TURNING TO HER . 👺
“ WHERE'S MY BINKY . ” 😐
“ no, it's MY BINKY . papa gave it to me as a TOY . ” 👺
06.07.2025 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“ THAT IS MY FUCKING BINKY . ” 🤬
06.07.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“ BINKY . ” ☺️
05.07.2025 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“ ... MOOSE . ” 👺
05.07.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“ I'M A WHAT . 😡
I'M A TURTLE, NOT A MOOSE . ” 👺
“ HAS S H E SEEN MY BINKY . ” 👺
05.07.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“ HAS SHE SEEN MY BINKY . ” 👺
💀 ....
#tmntrp ; #mvrp .
05.07.2025 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all graphics used are official .
psd by sladestrokes .
portrayal of slash from tmnt 1987 .
written by topaz / elysia .
21+ .
she / they .
lesbian .
pacific time .
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ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 ...
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ᅠ... 𝑫𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑿 .ᐟ
