Jake

The revenge campaign needs to be severe and unrelenting. We should at minimum set the destruction of say Liberty University as a goal.

What your mentions look like when you say that bamboo tastes bad

Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy

Really missing when the internet was fun and not a nightmare. I know most people have seen these GI Joe PSA redubs but I'm gonna post a few of my favorites for the 6 people who haven't seen them yet.

It's just a “swarm of fish" following a duck.

Hell yes I bought 5 sheets of the Chris Ware USPS stamps. Wow! Lookit this design!

Ootockalockatuvik

Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else

Novelty keys

Novelty keys

send lawyers, novelty keys, and money/the shit has hit the fan

confirmed: all the best posters on this website are 30 or 40 years old and love ds9

Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions: I've reviewed every prophecy on the Antichrist, and what I read blew my mind. (Updated with new signs, 6/10/2020)

www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-americ...

A photo of Watterson at his drawing table.

A panel of Calvin and Hobbes riding their radio flyer red wagon.

Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.

Do you have any good but simple recipes?

i'm sick of portrayals of hell where it's just reliving the worst moments of your life. that only ever became popular because it was easy to film. if i'm paying $20 to see a movie i demand bosch style demons putting people through pasta extruders

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

“ok and what do you expect dems to do”

well first of all I’d like a statement directed towards law enforcement agencies reminding them that dems will be in power one day, there will be investigations and “just following orders” isnt a legal defense

In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing.

Yes I wrote that sentence.

Yes this happened.

Yes it's ADORABLE.

No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶

A giant rainbow colored monster that is glowing green energy. Batman and Robin are standing in front of it, but have been transformed into two dimensional versions of themselves. Yes, Batman and Robin are always two dimensional because they are comic book characters. However, the art is cleverly drawn to make the distinction clear that they exist within three dimensions in the fiction of the comic.

Happy Pride

A big gorilla made out of concrete, I guess, with an inexplicable hole in the stomach area. One arm is holding up a rusted old VW bug, the other is outstretched and forms a sort of seat, in which I am sitting.

speaking of roadside america, here's something I saw on the way home from a trip up to Trekonderoga and friends, I have never turned a car around so quickly.

young bun beneath roses

black bunny

There are so many bunnies out

Dragon Quest 1 Hero after he beats 2 Slimes in one encounter for the first time

psychic chicken fortune teller machine

What is she thinking?

Spent about a decade as a gay dude which was pretty good. Like when you're a kid and you got a PS1 demo disc that you put a lot of hours into cause it's all you had at the time.

"Fox tonight 7/6c Futurama King of the hill The Simpsons Malcolm in the middle The X-Files

We used to be a proper country

The great thing about journalism is all the gifted reporters and editors have lost the jobs they went into debt to train for and sacrificed their emotional health to do well, but half a dozen middle-aged moral disasters are now the face of the whole discipline because they suck up to billionaires

I'm excited to hear what you think!

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?