Jake

Jake

@mrgreenmonkey.bsky.social

St Louis. He/him.

893 Followers 1,056 Following 137 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 weeks ago

The study found that children enrolled in Parton’s Imagination Library “were 5 times more likely to be interested in reading, 11 times more likely to be interested in books, and 15 times more likely to join in during shared reading, compared to children who aren't enrolled.”

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3 weeks ago

none House, with left grief

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1 month ago

im on my reddit atheism type shit rn

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1 month ago

It’s insane how sexy Dua Lipa is and half of my assessment of that sexiness is based on her voice, her intellect, and the fact that she has a book club!

She’s so hot.

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1 month ago

Wait until you meet Murdoc

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1 month ago

I used to watch that all the time on TV Land when I was a kid. One of many great 80s action shows

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2 months ago

I like how she whispers, "dance break."

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3 months ago

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)

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3 months ago

the benoit blanc murder mystery industrial complex is doing really well but won't fully take off until we admit the franchise needs a recurring blofeld type villain played by tony shalhoub

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3 months ago
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean

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3 months ago

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

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3 months ago

Hi I’m a squirrel. I was crossing the street but then it was time for me to chill for a sec. Gonna finish crossing in a minute here. Hold your horses you don’t got anyplace you need to get to that fast. Ok well nice chatting gotta bolt

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4 months ago

hell yeah

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4 months ago
Riker tooting on that boner

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

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4 months ago

That is controversial

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5 months ago

That's how I remember it too!

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5 months ago
Jane Goodall reaches out and touches a small monkey.

Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.

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5 months ago
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

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5 months ago

the other half of this that I've never really gotten over: this all but explicitly amounts to valorizing being "asleep". people are really out here wielding "I have no idea what's going on, historically speaking" as a credential

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5 months ago
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goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky

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5 months ago

Jhg

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5 months ago

Easily the best cokelike

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5 months ago

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

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5 months ago
The lone gunmen

Xfiles understood the three type of nerd. Hippy, square, pervert

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5 months ago
a large toad next to a plastic dinosaur figurine

My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.

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6 months ago

Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.

I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.

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6 months ago

Nickelodeon was channel 35 for me 🟠

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6 months ago

One kinda cute thing about people my age is we love remembering and telling you what number various channels used to be.

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6 months ago

over time I believe this will end up being one of the most unpopular things the administration ever does

a death sentence for many hobbies and all the average consumer sees is that you’re taking away all their bargains

one of the few policies that has a direct negative effect on almost everyone

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