jay™️

spent too long talkin about cars(the film) and deified the magic school bus

bro put the miniaturized functional guillotine away you’re scarin the toes

e-y-e c-u-p

relax it’s called dork humor

idk who needs to hear this but shut the fuck up

thought it meant “demons organized on mars”

my toxic trait is that i’ve already seen that meme

ahhh freaky other social media aaaaaaa

almost feels pointless to post my memes here unless i entirely ignore facebook since everyone who follows me is from there

*running my fingers along her crumbs in bed*

please stop, for me

cum my lady cum cum my lady
human centipede
dinner’s ready