Sinbad Lee

a bald man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is talking on a phone ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is talking on a phone

Shit, wrong account, dammit.

We got ourselves a dog thread ladies and gentlemen.

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Oh and reading it again, most of that was a joke, ha ha.

Oh and mother with unaddressed mental health issues.

Religion.

I was always the tallest and often had short friends. They are either older or shorter. So I'm used to being the tallest and youngest. I was ashamed of my height with my short friends and ashamed of my youth with my old friends, ashamed of my beauty with my ugly friends.

Isn't it weird being with people who are as tall or taller? It's like, hey, you don't belong up here with me. You are a threat.

Not as much so as this guy. Btw, he's 6'1". I assumed he was taller than me, but it's an optical illusion because he's so skinny. (Love my skinny brothers and sisters.)

I don't know if you're over or under but I will say that I don't have a lot of muscle mass. I have bird legs, tooth pick arms.

Except John Fetterman.

I love all my obese brothers and sisters, the way they are.

I had to use the worst picture for my ID for years, taken at peak weight, and I didn't help with my poster. I remember when the lady at Race Trac said "You used to be fat? Me, too!" I'm glad she had been, too. Otherwise it would've just been a little mean to say I think.

I think I peaked at about 210, give or take a few? And I'm 6'3". So I was nearing a threshhold.

I wasn't even overweight (not that there's anything wrong with that and I HAVE been). Just a skinny guy with no stamina.

No offense but mine's down cause I've been getting on the stationary bike every day for months. Before that my breathing would become labored from picking up toys or kids. I realized something had to be done! And I dunnit. And I'd do it again.

What up

All my lies are inconsequential. So spare me the theatrical outrage.

Guess who's back, ha haaaaa!

Wait, this is bad!

Ah, say.

Surely there are some secret powers available to us that were hidden away for just this moment. Maybe a sleeping savior? Antifa Androids? Magic?

Say my name.

Fuck it, bring Matt Gaetz back for AG. It makes little difference.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Thanks for clarifying.

No. Guys, it's MY fault.

The Epstein Smiles never fail to disappoint

Oops a rabid dog ate the Epstein files

You want them to release the Epstein files? Shit, Epstein could be confirmed for a cabinet position if he were alive today. It doesn't matter now.

I tried to grab your pussy but it was your neck. Oops!