I'm glad he was called Little Richard and not Baby Dick
Which sounds sexier
butthole or bunghole?
[forgetting the word tambourine]
one musical frisbee please
Guys Elon just got the shit kicked out of him by AC/DC. He thought they were singing 'Dirty dweebs done dirt cheap' and asked for a hand job
R.E.M.: should we talk about the weather?
me: sure
R.E.M.: should we talk about the government?
Me: NO!!!
The name's Bond. Molecular Bond
- a nerd, probably
opens trenchcoat to reveal several cartons of eggs
I got a small role in the GI Jane movie… a cameoflage if you will.
get a hamster
dress him in a tiny spacesuit
call him Fuzz Aldrin
nobody can stop you
Legs? Oh you mean my meat stilts
Need anything from aldi? Milk? Bread? Some butts?
This present wrapping needs more alcohol
if you're dumb & drunk enough you can in fact put lipstick on a pig
Did a twitter poll to ask if bluesky was anything like old twitter and the result was 'Eggs'. So, yes?
