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Chris Alderson

@notactuallycja.bsky.social

Am I a man, or am I 13 feral cats in a human costume? FOLLOW TO FIND OUT. Cheeto Mussolini fans and xenophobes need not apply.

101 Followers  |  288 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 20.08.2023  |  2.1266

Latest posts by notactuallycja.bsky.social on Bluesky

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

30.04.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 22925    πŸ” 5828    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 137

The most sickening read of the decade is β€œit’s objectively true”. On FOX NEWS OF ALL PLACES

30.04.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crashing a four-wheeler and drinking 5 beers is actually a traditional Easter celebration in parts of the south. #facts #Wrestlemania #WrestleSky

21.04.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...

20.02.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 43227    πŸ” 16639    πŸ’¬ 817    πŸ“Œ 914

citizens: uh oh, the latest from the white house seems bad!

dem congress: no. it is actually a distraction.

citizens: a distraction from what?

dem congress: the looting of the commons and erosion of civil service.

citizens: are you going to do anything about that?

dem congress: no. gimme $3.

20.02.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mans hit the sig heil hard-r style

20.01.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

19.01.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 18581    πŸ” 3264    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 81
A 4 panel comic

The first two panels are titled β€œBlocking someone on Twitter”

Panel 1: Blue guy holding a door open. Red guy stands in the doorway

Panel 2: Blue guy slams door on Red guy, however the door has large glass panels, so Red Guy can still keep watching Blue guy like an absolute pervert.

The second two panels are titled β€œBlocking someone on Bluesky”

Panel 3: The Blue guy is reaching down and picking up a large piece of machinery. The red guy watches him.

Panel 4: The large piece of machinery is revealed to be a shoulder mounted nuclear cannon. Blue Guy uses the cannon to blast Red guy completely out of existence.

A 4 panel comic The first two panels are titled β€œBlocking someone on Twitter” Panel 1: Blue guy holding a door open. Red guy stands in the doorway Panel 2: Blue guy slams door on Red guy, however the door has large glass panels, so Red Guy can still keep watching Blue guy like an absolute pervert. The second two panels are titled β€œBlocking someone on Bluesky” Panel 3: The Blue guy is reaching down and picking up a large piece of machinery. The red guy watches him. Panel 4: The large piece of machinery is revealed to be a shoulder mounted nuclear cannon. Blue Guy uses the cannon to blast Red guy completely out of existence.

a comic about blocking

15.01.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 22918    πŸ” 5855    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 245
Alcohol use is the third leading preventable cause of cancer in the US – report | US news | The Guardian Advisory from US surgeon general says alcohol contributes to 100,000 cancer cases and 20,000 cancer deaths each year

If you need a little boost to keep sober or to limit your alcohol intake, here’s a lil sumthin from the surgeon general:

03.01.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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COINTELPRO: Teaching the FBI’s War on the Black Freedom Movement Through examining FBI documents, students learn the scope of the FBI’s COINTELPRO campaign to spy on, infiltrate, discredit, and disrupt all corners of the Black Freedom Movement.

Which is why US history classes should include COINTELPRO.

Gets scant attention in textbooks, so we offer a free lesson for grades 7+ (also useful for higher ed.)

"The lesson on COINTELPRO electrified my students." -- Brandon Grijalva, high school teacher ⬇️

www.zinnedproject.org/materials/co...

23.12.2024 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
I Could Never Go Vegan | Official Trailer
YouTube video by I Could Never Go Vegan I Could Never Go Vegan | Official Trailer

Via @animaljustice.bsky.social

'I Could Never Go Vegan" - five words spoken worldwide by so many non-vegans. But why?

I Could Never Go Vegan is now available on US streaming platforms as of December 3rd and will be coming to the UK on December 30th

πŸŽ₯ Watch the trailer: youtu.be/bkUU5geAsiE?...

11.12.2024 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Why Trump Won | Robert Reich
YouTube video by Robert Reich Why Trump Won | Robert Reich

Should Democrats move to the right? Absolutely not. That's morally wrong and bad politics.

The real lesson of 2024 is that Democrats must become an anti-establishment party ready to shake up the system on behalf of working people.

03.12.2024 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2260    πŸ” 344    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 26
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X Is a White-Supremacist Site Elon Musk has made one of Twitter’s most glaring problems into a core feature on X.

β€œX is no longer a social-media site with a white-supremacy problem, but a white-supremacist site with a social-media problem.” β€” @cwarzel.bsky.social

Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

02.12.2024 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

1. Because I’d rather not have the leader of DOGE have access to my thoughts and opinions

30.11.2024 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I have enough followers to even do this, but I’ll try

30.11.2024 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAll striped colors turn the same clay grey in the urn” is a CRAZY bar 🀯

29.11.2024 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god. I love this. I love this thought. Think of this time as the Patriarchical Death Throes.

25.11.2024 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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Your yearly reminder that Fellowship of the Ring is a Christmas movie.

I will not elaborate.

24.11.2024 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

It’s a strange feeling to see that you have new followers and they’re all actual people. Still not used to that 🀣

22.11.2024 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so happy that @thetnholler.bsky.social is on here. They do fantastic work where I live, and hopefully more people will get to see that now

22.11.2024 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No question. It’s almost canon.

20.11.2024 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

19.11.2024 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 46410    πŸ” 7098    πŸ’¬ 1250    πŸ“Œ 276
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Barnes & Noble is making a comeback | CNN Business The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year. The plan marks a dramatic shift from when it closed...

Barnes & Noble is making a comeback: The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year.

18.11.2024 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 29258    πŸ” 3309    πŸ’¬ 945    πŸ“Œ 930
tweet from snarls saying: every "traditional" social norm was invented by advertisers in 1957 and every "newfangled social phenomenon" has been around for 3000 years

tweet from snarls saying: every "traditional" social norm was invented by advertisers in 1957 and every "newfangled social phenomenon" has been around for 3000 years

the simple truth conservatives always ignore

20.11.2024 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8025    πŸ” 2296    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 38

Protesters protest for human rights?
Met by police.

Against banks and institutions?
Met by police.

For unjust killings of unarmed black men and women, and kids?
Met by police.

Anti war?
Met by police.

Anti genocide?
Met by police.

Nazis march?
No police.
They just march around.

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

18.11.2024 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
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I find this helpful.

18.11.2024 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The β€œecho chamber” I’m β€œstuck in” is filled with funny, passionate, tolerant people who are a delight to interact with.

They might be a hair too horny for their own good, but fuck it, the world is ending. You’re allowed.

17.11.2024 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew twitter was a toxic cesspit, but I didn’t realize how truly awful it was until I switched over to here. It’s insane how much good moderation and basic functions can make a whole platform better.

16.11.2024 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh neat! @adamclarkestes.com and I just landed in a very similar place also! www.vox.com/technology/3...

15.11.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

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