I hope I don't get struck by lightning for making this.
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Tua est Bibamne aquam? Salve Nauta!
17.11.2024 06:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If they are discounted following the Lions Game, then YES
15.11.2024 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bazillion years ago I bought a lemon of a Gateway 2000 computer. Nearly every component failed, and their solution was to talk me through replacing stuff over the phone. In the end, I asked for a certification as a Gateway 2K PC tech.
02.12.2023 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who among us hasn’t peed in our car?
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MS NOW Anchor. Latina to Latina Host. Mostly mom’ing.
Northsider. Chicagoan. Illinoisan. American. Human. Terran. Solaran. Milky Wegian.
Fitter, happier, more productive.
I re-arrange the alphabet into bundles to induce amusement. The Onion, The Colbert Report, The Middle, The Croods: Family Tree. I specialize in projects beginning with "The."
Yogin, Instructor, Sound Bath practitioner, herder of teenagers, music junkie, artsy fartsy lunkhead finding inner light.
Single cat person. Poetry lover. "Beavis wants to do what Buttface does. Buttface wants to be what Beavis was".
Lifelong Chicagoan (who actually lives in Chicago). Occasional actor/VO (“Schmitty”). Let’s talk about New Orleans.
Trial lawyer, pastor's wife, mom.
NYCer to the core forever * will never stop fighting the good fight and making good trouble (respect Elijah Cummings).
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"Swear to god you're like a Fox Fire book set in hell." - Ursula Vernon
"You puckish motherfucker." - Sarah Day
Trans and queer anarchist sheep farmer. Navy veteran attempting to redeem himself.
She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. Born at 332 ppm.
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🇬🇭Ghanaian bridging the gap between climate experts & you. No fear-mongering, just common sense. Think of Earth as your home: you protect it from "robbers" because it’s yours, not because you’re afraid. I’m not here to spread fear— just common sense. Peace
Mother/grandmother. Unapologetically liberal. Dweller in tiny blue dot. I’mWithHer-both times + Joe. Tend to cuss because FFS WTF. #Resist #Oppose #Don’tObeyInAdvance (TimothySnyder)
Also ❤️ movies, noir, tv, books. Tolerate sports🤷♀️.
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