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10.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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08.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@wstpitchbot.bsky.social: "MLS' role in American player development in doubt after 4th straight year without an American atop the 22-under-22 list"

08.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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US Soccer is my passion

06.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whether it’s Pochettino not talking to players at all or Berhalter FaceTiming every player in the pool, it’s clear the USMNT has a comms problem

05.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why Patrick Agyemang's 0.6 goal contributions per match at Derby County prove the EFL Championship is miles ahead of MLS, where Big Pat averaged 0.34 contributions per match.

04.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A huge statement World Cup win for our πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ U-20s vs. a πŸ‡«πŸ‡· squad made up of players mostly developed in Europe’s top 5 leagues.

Meanwhile US Soccer & MLS continue to hamper American youth soccer development. We’ve never looked worse as a nation.

By: 11 Yanks and Tactical Manager

02.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nathaniel Brown called into senior German national team. Berhalter to blame?

02.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reports coming out of US Soccer that Joe Scally and Gio Reyna have been LEFT OFF of the #USMNT roster to be announced tomorrow. Let’s dive into why Poch prefers playoff bound MLS lifers over 2. Bundesliga relegation playoff shoe-ins 🧡 πŸ‘‡

01.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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INVESTIGATIVE REPORT | Is the MLS Quota Infiltrating the USYNT?

01.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In a serious soccer country, roster announcements don’t feel like guessing games. Fans already know the spine of the team. We don’t wonder if an MLS guy will get a call over a Bundesliga role player. We don’t celebrate β€˜depth’ when it’s really just mediocrity. Standards matter.

30.09.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pochettino said the time for experimenting ended in September. Now, I don’t believe in a MLS quota, but if more than 1 MLS player is called in, or if a single European based guy carrying an injury or playing <300 min this season is left off, I’ll believe it.

By: Tactical Manager

30.09.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t be fooled β€” today isn’t about Pochettino. It’s about whether the MLS quota survives. Call it politics, call it patterns, call it what you want. But if the roster tilts domestic, we already know who’s pulling the strings.

30.09.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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INBOX

30.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7
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Exclusive: MLS bias looms large over Pochettino’s October camp roster. Everyone knows the narrative: MLS is irrelevant, yet somehow everywhere. Full analysis coming soon β€” plus our guide on how to watch every MLS player this weekend.

30.09.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe, are you OK?

29.09.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chapeu Football πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

29.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alex Freeman is having the best g+ season of any fullback ever and I haven't seen a single person rank him as the best U22 player this year, further proof that our nation's corrupt media will do anything for Sounders fan clicks

26.09.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

President Trump says we should move World Cup matches out of β€˜unsafe’ cities. Honestly? He's right. If we can’t handle it, don’t host it. American soccer, we eat our own.

By: Alexi Lalas

26.09.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mexico’s Jaguar mascot, Zayu, named captain of FIFA World Cup 2026 by President Gianni Infantino. The White House hasn’t returned our request for comment.

25.09.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many people are saying this

24.09.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It may shock the good folks on this app that a number of users on the other site are amplifying & engaging with this as if it’s a real opinion.

Kinda disappointed in y’all that it’s not doing similar numbers here, ngl

24.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Bombshell: Gio Reyna came through MLS’s NYCFC academy. His money is going to USL. What does that say about his faith in the system?

24.09.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

DC United hiring someone who acts like he knows soccer is peak MLS. And I should know β€” I’ve acted that part for years.

By: 11 Yanks

23.09.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe smartest guy in football we’ve been around and the hardest working.”

@tombogert.bsky.social crashes out over DC United’s CSO hire and the club’s owner’s words about the man who has never worked in football 🀯

22.09.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9

USMNT Abroad | Stop by while I discuss why the next big thing playing on a top 5 European club’s U-19s deserves a call up to the #USMNT October squad and a spot on the WC roster.

By: 11 Yanks

21.09.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Borussia Monchengladbach’s new manager sits Gio Reyna on the bench. Berhalter to blame?

21.09.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WTF Bogert left out Sogut’s most important job…what kind of shill level reporting is this?!

19.09.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are MLS academies feeding too many players into the US National Team pipeline?

19.09.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Excited to fill in for @tombogert.bsky.social today on the latest episode of @soccerwisehq.bsky.social! It'll be a bit like replacing a high-level DP with a guy picked up on waivers, but it'll be a good time either way.

Tune in to the live show around 3:30 CT.

15.09.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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