cofe

"horse girl armpit gif created by team fortress 2 cosmetic item contributor" was not something i ever could have predicted becoming reality but this is just da world we live in now

A post that reads: I don't know how you win elections with "grinchmaxxing".

the electorate is not yet ready

A series of exchanges ft. Jeffrey Epstein released by the House Oversight Committee. The only important information in this image is the timestamp on the bottom. I'll include it in the other image so that the important stuff is all together.

Another series of exchanges ft. Jeffrey Epstein released by the House Oversight Committee. Sender: [redacted] Time: 12/03/18 05:26:08 AM (565536368) Flags: 1060865 Is Read: Yes Is Invitation: No GUID: 8BF63F04-1947-4BB4-A4DD-A52A5ED1AFE4 Message: It will all blow over! They're really just trying to take down Trump and doing whatever they can to do that...! Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com Time: 12/03/18 05:26:45 AM (565536405) Flags: 1085445 Is Read: No Is Invitation: No GUID: 736A2116-F9FE-43F1-9AD4-F3DA7A377DB8 Message: yes thx. its wild. because i am the one able to take him down

"its wild. because i am the one able to take him down"

fascinating statement there, jeff. i truly wonder what it could mean

An email chain between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff released by the House Oversight Committee. On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:31 PM jeffrey E. wrote: I didn't offer him a time yet . As I need my marching orders;) On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:46 PM, Michael Wolff < > wrote: Just his plan. Trump is going to go down--why doesn't use this opportunity to strike out on his own? Also, gently imply I have tapes. I wonder, btw, if he isn't interested in talking to you about in fact bringing down Trump. Can't wait to hear? On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 9:37 PM jeffrey E. wrote: [redacted] On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 5:57 AM Michael Wolff < > wrote: Up? On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 6:02 AM jeffrey E. wrote: Yes On conference finish in 10 min From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com] Sent: 1/8/2018 11:27:44 AM To: Michael Wolff Subject: Re: The rich and powerful ALWAYS send lawyers letters . A book about any one of them takes more time to publish as I must be -and I am , meticulous about documentation and back up

"Also, gently imply I have tapes."

lol it's no wonder he's been talking about not going to heaven huh

a beautiful salute to Dick

Surgery being done on a grape.

BREAKING: They did surgery on a grape.

askin that guy if that thing squirts and lord almighty does it ever

A Google Search result featuring a headline from Business Insider. The headline reads, "Musk Shows Friends Chart of Benefits of MDMA, Mushrooms." It was posted on October 11, 2022.

A post by Elon Musk. "Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das Boot Das Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!” July 25 2022

A second post by Elon Musk. "Pitching my idea once again for a crossover of Das Boot & Boss Baby. “Das Baby” – Hijinks on the high seas!" October 15 2022

A third post by Elon Musk. "Das Boss Baby Boot – the ultimate crossover" Has an image of The Boss Baby with text above it reading, "just GROK IT." June 3 2025

just let it go man

fourth of may be with with you. star war

the desperation of james mcgrath's "let's wait for the prepolls" as his party's ass was getting walloped NEEDS to be known to more people outside of australia. genuinely so fucking funny

A photo of Nubby (of Nubby's Number Factory fame) above some Facebook comments. Each comment is asking for the removal of Nubby.

Regrettably, people everywhere are saying this. These cruel things should not be normalized.

If you are seeing this: please, remember to be kind in what is rapidly becoming an unkind world.

we should really bring back those old george w bush flash animations/games but with our current beautiful president instead

Donald Trump with an arrow trending downwards. The word "econony" is right above him.

ECONONY ...

On one hand, having F-Zero GX (one of the best games on the entire GameCube) on Nintendo Switch is sick. Purchasable controller should help ease any concerns regarding analog bumpers, too.

On the other hand you're basically fucking renting it because FUCK having a remaster or proper Virtual Console

A photo of J.D. Vance in his gaming attire. He's inside of his gaming room.

He grows up so fast. (Why does this website hate transparent PNGs?)

Scary!

J.D. Vance looking nice for Picture Day. He's holding a big lollipop, wearing his lollipop bow tie, and smiling.

It's Picture Day!

Truthfully, I can't say that I can. However, I cannot reach into my pants, so I must reach across the aisle.

If we can win a few key congressional battles, then tackling that lawless ban becomes more feasible. We could win the war with the support of voters like you.

Thank you for your concern.
CB

You can take my money. You can take my future. You can take my rights. You can take my friends. You can even take my asbestos.

But I draw the line at taking my access to PornHub dot com.

Folks, we desperately need a President for ALL Americans. I'm still running in 2028 - are you still voting?

A YouTube video titled, "Asbestos Material, Healing, and Spiritual Properties". The thumbnail appears to be generated.

if i see one more fucking Chip Bok political cartoon being posted by someone who isn't making fun of Chip Bok for being Chip Bok i am going to fucking lose it.

Chip criticizes him ONCE and people flock to repost the fuck out of his work. stop it! take one look at his other shit! it sucks!

Source: YouTube user @pidgezero_one, youtube.com/watch?v=Vt-J8PqUrRI

In a room of Bowser's Keep in Super Mario RPG, there is an invisible Mallow floating out of bounds. Here is what he looks like when made visible. He has no scripts or interactions, remaining completely inert at all times. His purpose is unknown.

We are less than a year from Nintendo

Facebook · Joe Biden 8.2K+ reactions · 3 days ago Title: I never thought I’d say this so many times about an American ... Description: I never thought I'd say this so many times about an American president, but Trump tried to suck my cock and I let him. So much teeth holy FUCK!

thanks Joe

Elon Musk looking downwards while wearing his iconic "MY SLOPPY PRESIDENT" hat.

MY SLOPPY
PRESIDENT

Elon Musk wearing an oversized hat that reads, "I LUV MY WET PRESIDENT"

I LUV MY WET
PRESIDENT

thinking about The Onion's "This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t" for no real reason right now. what a classic!