god’s favorite girlfail

officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day

the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable

stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job)

explained the premise of "let's go karaoke" to my therapist after he asked about the summer anime i've been watching, and he said it sounds "questionable" - oh so this isn't a safe space anymore? ( ˵ •̀ □ •́ ˵ )

you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago

painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅

if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself

monster high picrew 🧟‍♀️🖤

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deltarune: * The power of mean girls shines within you.

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got a root canal and started my period today - please put me out of my misery

another year of emmy nominations and another year interview with the vampire is snubbed 😭
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪

i got two job offers this week

post someone with wings 🪽

watching bring her back on amazon prime just for it to recommend look back once it was over might be the most diabolical thing i've experienced this year

a drawing of a girl playing a guitar with a poster on the wall that says " 2021.5.8 " ALT: a drawing of a girl playing a guitar with a poster on the wall that says " 2021.5.8 "

tooth pain has me feeling crazy why did i do this to myself

happy july 1st

a cartoon character says choo choo in a dark room ALT: a cartoon character says choo choo in a dark room

all aboard the hype train

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✦ Username: girlfailgod
✦ Pronouns: she/her
✦ Height: 5’9
✦ Sexuality: lesbian
✦ Sign: sagittarius
✦ Piercings: four
✦ Tattoos: nine
✦ Drink: dr. pepper
✦ Food: pasta
✦ Pets: no pets
✦ Relationship: partnered + polyam

i think a lot of people have multiple sonas for this exact reason/dilemma

Texas Bans Being Different Around Children AUSTIN, TX—In a landmark piece of legislation designed to stifle individuality across the state, the Texas Legislature passed a bill Friday that legally banned being different around children. “Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. […]

“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
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wasn’t expecting any overnight guests this evening 😳

A digital illustration of a pinup girl sitting on an mj flower and smoking. She has long dark hair and a headband.

I hope everyone has a great day today no matter what holiday you.. partake in :)
#digitalart #mj #stonergirl #reibudraws #hippie #pinupart

he is resin✨

Sailor Moon smokes a cig and angrily complaints to Sailor Mercury "I'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight. I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"

Cold Waters 𓆝 ⋆.

there’s a trend on tiktok where you post a bunch of ya novels you enjoyed from childhood that may be lesser known - i was gathering pictures of the books i remember reading so imagine my surprise when i recognize a very young MATTHEW BOMER on the cover of this one (guess i've always been a fujoshi)😂

TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️

trying to ignore the voices that tell me i can pull off cutting my own hair while i’m unemployed