Macca

or we swap with Arsenal

13 of the last 14 winners in the top half

European cup draw 2 years running has produced massively lop sided draws.

2 halves.

Top half.

PSG Chelsea Liverpool City Madrid Bayern

Bottom half

Barca Arsenal

Santa’s been.

You could too if it was a massive pint glass

These were American dark chocolate ones. Not the greatest. I’ll probably have to sue

You are

it died off, it's relatively mild now so all the buildings are pissing melting snow - there was 17 inches Sun-Mon

another couple today

My dad's from Newry, bet my granddad was your family doctor...

I had black hair & have green eyes. Not fully sure how the pigmentation fairies worked that

that is a scandalous allegation

wars have started over less

ate too many mini eggs 🤢

Dark chocolate is great.

This isn’t though. The Americans must fuck up even dark chocolate.

My uncle does like nothing else. I wince switching a light on

a few years ago it was 45 degrees on memorial day & a mate tracked the last snowfall to the first snowfall - they were less than 6mo apart

i have a large bag of dark chocolate mini eggs

it'll probably snow till June

Make it end

we've had about 16 inches in Manhattan. Central Park about an hour ago:

this is one 'tweet' I won't be saying "we've all done it" to

14 in of snow since yesterday & still teaming down. The Mayor issued a state of emergency for the city - all non-essential cars to be off the roads by 9pm last night till midday topday.

Fucking cops still driving around with sirens on.

no but if player after player is falling out with the manager from a previously high achieving and cohesive unit it suggests something

how has the referee called that a foul & disallowed it?

State of refereeing in England is shocking

Jealous

Best league in the world

Thanks. Love you too

Hahahaha. Defo offside that

What do you know about me?

Heeeeeeere’s VAR