Nothing can beat that
09.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing can beat that
09.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sure Pontiac will win it this year.
08.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Damn. Schoolboy mistake
08.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was robbed today.
I woke at 8.15. Thought “aces a top sleep” my watch disagreed. A 53 sleep score. I’m an expert sleeper btw. The. I realized the stupid clocks changed and it was ‘really’ 7:15.
FFS. It’s like fraud. I’m suing.
testicle's current cars
08.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's a Lancia - it may look nice but it'll break down inside 25 miles
08.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I'LL TAKE THIS!!!
08.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't even know what 68 is. Is it t-shirt weather? Thin jacket?
08.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
today's ensemble
08.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0true words spoken
07.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sending to my mum's - a fiver to hers, about 20 quid to me
07.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
yeah well if you read Gatorade it says it hydrates better than water and that's SCIENCE
(quite how anything can hydrate better than water is beyond me, since nothing actually can)
i've nearly finished my FOURTH massive bag of mini eggs and I'm gonna buy more since they're buy 1 get another for $1
07.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i could probably do what he just did
can I be a professional footy player please?
@acidgrandads.bsky.social @dannykelly.bsky.social
another investment into my pension
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went into witness protection after an'all
07.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he's a mucky pup that one
07.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm on the blower as I type telling Emperor Trump to precision bomb yer house now
07.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0have you not sued the fish nonce for ripping off yer avatar yet?
07.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0sounds like he doesn't have a plan and wants an out
06.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
in some american states it's illegal to have an 'open' booze container in the car with you - eg a partially drunk bottle of vodka would have to be in the boot.
Like why? What's it matter as long as the driver is sober?
Your fault that
03.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I saw a MASSIVE bag of mini eggs today in the supermarket. I can't stop thinking about it. I may have to go back to procure even though it's snowing like a bollocks.
They also had mini creme eggs. Are they ok or minging?
at this rate I'm gonna have to
03.03.2026 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it's snowing again
03.03.2026 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I deserve nice things
like big bags of mini eggs, which I have
Florida sounds good mind. Boiling hot all year round, mozzies, republicans and mad people. Crocodiles too
no state tax mind
I had to spend 90 mins digging my car out of snow yesterday
02.03.2026 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0She can’t block me I’m Donald Trump
02.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You blocked Testicle then? Smart move
02.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0