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@thepurplesquirrel.bsky.social

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Trader Joe cashier: What do you call a chicken that fights back?
Me: No
Cashier: Kung Pao Chicken
Me: Yeah, thatโ€™s going back to the men in my house

17.02.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Californians driving in the rain look like they are playin Slip โ€˜n Slide with cars ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

04.02.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I had no idea people were going nuts over a Trader Joe canvas bag until my friend gave me one for my birthday! I still donโ€™t understand the obsession

24.11.2024 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People in NorCal be like โ€œstop signs are suggestionsโ€ฆโ€

14.11.2024 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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