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Tom Eremondi

@tomeremondi.bsky.social

Canadian from Saskatoon. Muppet lover. Jeopardy watcher. Small s socialist, small l liberal. Memorizer of my 16-digit library card number. Desperately trying to be funny.

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Seen elsewhere: "That parade could have been an email."

16.06.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Midwest farmer decides people are a more lucrative crop than corn.

11.06.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking more like pepperoni than cheese.

11.06.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie says go on in front of a comedy central logo ALT: a man in a suit and tie says go on in front of a comedy central logo

Tell me more..............

06.06.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Isn't it one of the great ironies of Prairie life when it rains just enough to get the car dirty?

04.06.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œFull of sound and fury, signifying nothing.โ€
Shakespeare nailed it.

Poilievreโ€™s noise is just distractionโ€”from a real agenda to dismantle public institutions like the CBC.

Donโ€™t let the performance kill the press.

#SaveTheCBC

04.06.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're calling the man who jumped the Mar-a-Lago walls an intruder. He seemed more like a tourist to me.

04.06.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ronsexsmith.bsky.social Don't Lose Sight is a great song!

04.06.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lol

26.05.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28945    ๐Ÿ” 5495    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 687    ๐Ÿ“Œ 288
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Now available at your local Canadian Tire.

23.05.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a great album with other gems like Moving Pictures, A Little Bit of Emotion, Pressure, National Health, and Catch Me Now!

23.05.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love The Daily Show's label for the Trump White House!

21.05.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So who is this Al (Allen? Alex? Alphonso?) guy and why should I get him to help me rewrite my social media posts?

20.05.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tom's Gardening Tips #5, Planting: When purchasing seed, it is always best to choose a retail garden centre. Buying seed from some guy on the street will only lead to legal problems later in the season.

20.05.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom's Garden Tips #4, When To Start: Grab a half cup measuring cup. Go outside and wave it in the air. If the cup is instantly filled with mosquitoes, that's the time to start gardening.

19.05.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom's Gardening Tips #3, When To Start: If a family of ducks has taken up residence in your garden, it's still too wet to plant.

18.05.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom's Gardening Tips #2, When To Start: Pick up soil in hand, hold hand arm's length from self. Toss soil in air. If face becomes covered with said soil, it's too windy. Do something else.

17.05.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom's gardening tips #1 - When To Start: It's best to plant in the 3rd round of the Stanley Cup playoffs, because by then there isn't a game on every night.

16.05.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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According to the 2024
Ipsos World Affairs
Report, 79% of people
across 30 countries
believe Canada will have a
positive influence on the
world -- topping the list
ahead of Germany (73%)
and France (68%).

Canada, leading with
kindness, stability, and
global respect. I*1

12.05.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3421    ๐Ÿ” 796    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

08.05.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21288    ๐Ÿ” 2989    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 764    ๐Ÿ“Œ 404
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Dammit ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.05.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6919    ๐Ÿ” 771    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 521    ๐Ÿ“Œ 160
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Wednesday giggles ๐Ÿคญ

#never51
#elbowsup
#buycanadian

30.04.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

It's unusual in Canada to earn 50% of the vote when you have three or four opponents. @brucefanjoy.bsky.social did it with 90! Remarkable!

29.04.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No worries...just added another reason to vote and vote correctly!

28.04.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Volunteer Week and thanks to all those who give their time and talent! I really appreciate you because, it's like I always say, you couldn't pay me to volunteer!

28.04.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PP's message in the final days of the campaign: single use plastic is ok, listen to old white guys golfing, and my promised tax cut is way less and kicks in in 4 years. Soooooo inspiring!

25.04.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Muffins are the casseroles of the pastry world.

18.04.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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