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Crankypants curmudgeonette of the highest order. Dogs, coffee, beer, and jammies. Not necessarily in that order. Fuck Trump with a cactus, and I AM NOT A BOT. Also: NO DM; Crypto; $$fishing; OnlyFans; and PORN

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If any other president said something like this in a speech to a military academy, it would be a massive scandal. Instead, it isnโ€™t among the ten most dangerous things heโ€™s done this week.

05.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1583    ๐Ÿ” 392    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Video taken one hour ago outside the Portland ICE facility of the violent insurrectionists in question

05.10.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3231    ๐Ÿ” 1149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 145    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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'Very difficult situation': Kristi Noem whines locals not letting ICE agents use restrooms Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem complained that her agents were not being permitted to use restrooms in Chicago because of opposition from residents.During a Sunday interview on ...

Wow, it must be terrible being told that you canโ€™t use the bathroom.

05.10.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1594    ๐Ÿ” 309    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

we lost a queen ๐Ÿ‘‘

05.10.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2349    ๐Ÿ” 444    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

This obviously raises more questions about Joe Biden's mental competence

05.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1774    ๐Ÿ” 331    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

so glad weโ€™re writing this guy a $20 billion check to prop up his economy

05.10.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 655    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
05.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2536    ๐Ÿ” 818    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 352    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
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Looks like an ICE poster

05.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tall thing in the North

#gateshead
#sonya6400
#angelofthenorth

05.10.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool. What is it?

05.10.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Checking in to see how Bollingโ€™s career is going 18 months after getting canned as Newsmaxโ€™s prime time host.

05.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 647    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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This Weekend in Politics, Bulletin 222. โ€ฆ Trump essentially admitted today that the shutdown is really about repealing Obamacare by choking off funding for it, which was in Project 2025: Q - โ€œAre you open to extending the ACA subsidies?

This Weekend in Politics, Bulletin 222. Everything you need to know about what happened this weekend in politics. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

05.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 384    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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H/t @swin24.bsky.social

05.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck with that, Cankles Caligula.

05.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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His math isn't mathing. The others are dead? ๐Ÿคจ

05.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: A federal judge has granted a restraining order blocking President Trump's call-up of the National Guard in Portland.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

04.10.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5284    ๐Ÿ” 1409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169
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Judge IMMERGUT, a Trump appointee to the bench, ruled that Trump's call-up was based on false claims about unrest in Portland and that Trump's own statements were "simply untethered to the facts." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

04.10.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2848    ๐Ÿ” 758    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96
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MORE: Immergut issued a stark warning that the efforts by Trump to make a bad-faith justification to call up the guard risked plunging the country into a form of unconstitutional military rule.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

04.10.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2899    ๐Ÿ” 763    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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NEW: Judge Immergut's says Trump's assessment of "war-ravaged" Portland was not made in "good faith" Even under a legal standard that gives the president "great deference," she said, there's no basis for "ignoring the facts on the ground."

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

05.10.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3060    ๐Ÿ” 681    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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๐Ÿ’ฅ Russia: Kstovo Oil Refinery struck by Ukraine in Nizhny Novgorod region.
Daily refining capacity of 340,000 barrels - 6% of Russia's total refining capacity.

05.10.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1133    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

The fuck is he yapping about? He told Piss Drunk Pete in 2000 about Osama bin Laden????

05.10.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump: "In recent weeks the Navy has supported our mission to blow the cartel terrorists the hell out of the water. You see that. And you know, there are no boats in the water anymore. We can't find any ... what we're doing is actually an act of kindness."

05.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 514    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 206    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96
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Trump to the Navy: "You're very close to DC. The restaurants are thriving."

05.10.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 366    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."

05.10.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1760    ๐Ÿ” 601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 845    ๐Ÿ“Œ 672
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Trump: "For years I've looked at it. And I added it up and I figured -- we have 92% of the frontage. I say, 'How come we call it the Gulf of Mexico?' I mean, I wouldn't say that Mexico is thrilled with me, but what are you gonna do. It's the Gulf of America."

05.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 358    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 159    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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Trump: "We got sued by the Associated Press, and they lost. In fact, the judge was so good he said, 'He's calling it the Gulf of America. He's got all the approvals' ... they got thrown out of court. In fact, they're almost not allowed to cover me anymore because of that. It was a big hit."

05.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 182    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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Trump to Navy cadets: "You were with us when it was not as nice. It wasn't as nice. Those are the people I like the best too. The people that were with me when it wasn't looking so good, like these ladies from North Carolina. A lot of fake scandals were created. All fake."

05.10.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 529    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 166    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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Trump: "We don't know anything about defeat. We heaped honor upon honor and carved greatness and splendor into the pages of history. We only talk about the Navy and only use the word, splendor. We also say victory because that's the other. We have splendor and we have victory."

05.10.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 493    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
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Oh wow! Donnie learned a new vocabulary wordโ€”"unabated"!!

Too bad he doesn't know what it means.

05.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2436    ๐Ÿ” 530    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 497    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

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