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Sir Chumlee

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Crankypants curmudgeonette of the highest order. Dogs, coffee, beer, and jammies. Not necessarily in that order. Fuck Trump with a cactus, and I AM NOT A BOT. Also: NO DM; Crypto; $$fishing; OnlyFans; and PORN

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According to Politico the Pentagon is planning for war with Iran through September.πŸ€”

Our tax dollars at work for Trump and Bibi’s war of choice, enriching defense contractors (and distracting from the Epstein Files)

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

05.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 674    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 40
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REP @aoc.bsky.social: β€œVast majority of πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ are against war with Iran- We can acknowledge the brutal reality of the Iranian regime + know a forever war won’t resolve that. We have multiple πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ service members dead for an illegal action Trump pursued with no plan out.”

H/T @pabloreports.bsky.social

05.03.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1128    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8
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WATCH: β€œThis bill tells me we do not exist.”

MEMPHIS Imam Anwar Arafat gives powerful testimony against @RepChrisTodd’s bill to refer to the West Bank as β€œJudea & Samaria” β€” Coach Bruce Pearl supported it, as Rep. Miller called it β€œembarrassing” & β€œunnecessary”

05.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 441    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7
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Nope...

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

04.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4581    πŸ” 1640    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 55

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

05.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9696    πŸ” 2760    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 72

Kristi Noem's two favorite ways to not answer questions she doesn't like:

1. When not under oath, she will just lie; and

2. When under oath, she ignores the question. And also lies.

05.03.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2168    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 12
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Iranian-American Rep. @yassaminansari.bsky.social opposes Trump’s β€œillegal” war: β€œMy family & friends have been brutalized and murdered by the Islamic Republic… but Trump has shown freedom for the people of Iran is not his priority. I will be voting YES on the war powers resolution.”

05.03.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1289    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 15
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Keeper of the Flame - A film from 1942 warning Americans how democracy can be dismantled from the inside. This scene was written during World War II. Watch how calmly the plan is explained. Ask yourself why it still feels current today.

05.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 761    πŸ” 459    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 47
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ICYMI β€” β€œNo one wants to fight for Israel!”

Marine veteran Brian McGinnis had his hand injured as AIPAC-backed Senator Sheehy (R) & joined Capitol Police officers in physically removing him as he spoke out against Trump and Bibi’s war.

05.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1532    πŸ” 719    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 67
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Two more US soldiers killed in Iran war identified as human cost increases The Pentagon has identified the final two American troops who died in the Iran conflict. The troops died on Saturday in Kuwait from an Iranian drone attack

Two more US soldiers killed in Iran war identified as tragic human cost increases

05.03.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9
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Florence ICE detainee dead after untreated tooth infection, official says An ICE detainee, who had been at a Florence detention center for four months, died Monday following an untreated tooth infection.

Another Detainee Dies Under ICE Supervision

05.03.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

This keeps happening

05.03.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1605    πŸ” 478    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 18
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Not counting my chickens, but it would be quite the self-own if Trump incited a redistricting Cold War that netted Democrats 5 seats in California and Republicans 1 seat in Texas.

05.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1560    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 10
Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.
John Fugelsang

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life. John Fugelsang

05.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 519    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 10
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β€œI still don’t fully think it’s real. I wish I got to tell him I love him one more time.”

05.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 431    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 31
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Colorado Gov. Jared Polis tells me that Tina Peters needs to show "contrition and apology" before he will grant her clemency, a step he otherwise appears ready to take.

When we spoke on the phone today, I asked him about his apparent eagerness to pardon Peters.

05.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 18
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β€œWe don’t have a plan how to get out of this… Americans do not want this war.”

After making a clear case against Trump’s war of choice, @gallego.senate.gov (D) inexplicably leaves the door open to voting for more funding for it. πŸ€”

www.huffpost.com/entry/ruben-...

05.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 27
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So we’re just going to forget all about this and never ask Trump, Leavitt or Hegseth about it again after the first day because this is totally normal so who cares.

05.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2753    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 19

Alternate headline: Jared Polis announces his retirement from politics. bsky.app/profile/kyle...

05.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1145    πŸ” 269    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 5
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Boss walked out for a second, what do you do?

05.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
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Absurd. With Dems like these, who needs Republicans? @SenJackReed @SenGaryPeters @SenatorSlotkin @timkaine

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

05.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 915    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 42

How does the Trump admin get opposition groups in Iran or Kurds to trust him when he told protesters to rise up a few weeks ago and promised to protect them and they got massacred while he played golf and did nothing?

05.03.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1604    πŸ” 334    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 15
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When you’re running for governor of Florida, that’s pretty much the end of your campaign.

05.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1970    πŸ” 269    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 25
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> @theatlantic.com

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

05.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 933    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 8
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ICE confirms a measles outbreak in the nation's largest detention facility in Texas The agency said it's closely monitoring the situation and coordinating with public health authorities while the facility has been closed to visitors and attorneys.

ICE confirms a measles outbreak in the nation's largest detention facility in Texas

05.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
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Stephen Miller: "What you're seeing right now is a military under President Trump's leadership that's not fighting politically correct"

05.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 906    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 493    πŸ“Œ 190

And now here we are.. Trump starts a war without congressional approval or approval from the majority of Americans, but now we have to pay the full bill for whatever he decides he wants to do because it would be unpatriotic not to let Trump do whatever he wants with our money.

05.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2170    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 17
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Kelly: "You could pick a random group of people off the street tonight here in DC and they could probably do a better job than our government is doing right now. They don't have a goal, there's no strategic plan. And what this is likely to lead to is, again, a long war with a lot of dead Americans."

05.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14199    πŸ” 4003    πŸ’¬ 450    πŸ“Œ 185

After five days of strikes, Khamenei is reportedly gone, the Strait of Hormuz is a parking lot for burning tankers, and the White House is calling this "Peace through Strength.

05.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2