The Black Vegetable

The Black Vegetable

@cptblag.bsky.social

Old punk still hanging in there. Never ever vote Tory. Opinions are my own, but are obviously all objectively correct. #FBPE

1,521 Followers 1,767 Following 621 Posts Joined Aug 2024
2 days ago

Yep, have just been called an anti semite on facebook for suggesting that firing missiles at schools was, in some way, "wrong" πŸ™„

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2 weeks ago

My 14 year old daughter walked in to see Trump on the news making some speech about Iran. "Can I say something?" she asks, and turns to the TV and says "Fuck off Trump". First time I ever heard her swear. Couldn't be more proud.

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2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago

Goodness me 😍

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2 weeks ago

So Reform are now claiming 'family voting' took place. Frankly, if this did happen, I reckon it was Reform voters who couldn't write an x without help. Not normally allowed to hold sharp objects other than crayons.

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2 weeks ago

All cos of 'woke progressives and islamists' according to Goodwin πŸ™„

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2 weeks ago
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Matt Goodwin, ladies and gentlemen. What a dick.

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2 weeks ago

Nevertheless. They won't form an alliance with Reform.

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2 weeks ago

Yeah that's really not true tho, is it?

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2 weeks ago

I absolutely agree. However I also think that if Reform are the party with the most seats, and other parties form a coalition to keep them out, it will all (for want of a better term) *kick off*

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2 weeks ago

Stop it 😭

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2 weeks ago

The nicest thing anyone has said to me in months 😍

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2 weeks ago

Surviving Sukie, that's the best I can say right now!

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2 weeks ago

My name is Martin. I'm not happy with this conversation. πŸ˜‚

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1 month ago

I was literally waiting for this post from you!

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1 month ago

Hmm and we know what happens to 'armadas' don't we?

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1 month ago
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British soldiers returning from Afghanistan after "doing nothing for the USA."

Fuck you Donald Trump.

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1 month ago
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The more I see of Trump, the more convinced I become that he thinks he is playing Risk..

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2 months ago

The narrative about London crime is truly so BORING to Londoners.

Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night.

The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us Β£4.50 for a coffee. #r4today

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

Thay't bloody nesh!

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2 months ago

I cut my own hair and have done for decades! It's the way forward!

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2 months ago
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If the news feels like an endless skipfire, you’re not alone...

And that’s why we made The Trawl

In today's ep:

- The Epstein files featuring "A" from Balmoral
- Trump's mid-term panic

🎧 Listen below to a news pod that makes you feel less alone - & might even make you laugh

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2 months ago

I strongly believe that, if the US capture Greenland, the EU and NATO will do precisely ... nothing.

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2 months ago

Thanks for the reply. It's a shame publishers can't do a deal like Dvds did for a while - buy a physical copy and get a link for a free digital download. I had a signed copy of Villager from you a while back and it took me about 6 mths to read cos I could only manage about 3 pages a day πŸ˜‚

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2 months ago

I always find New Year massively depressing as I ponder whether the year to come will be the one on my headstone. Not that I intend to have a headstone, more like a cheapo quickie cremation with my remains being thrown shortly afterwards like yesterdays cat litter.

Anyway,Happy New Year, everyone!

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2 months ago

Can I ask a question I have been meaning to ask for an age Tom? I adore your books but because of eyesight issues struggle with actual physical books now. And I always fall asleep with audio books πŸ˜‚. Is there a way to buy ebooks compatible with my Kindle or phone which means you get a fair whack?

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2 months ago

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

I memorised the whole of Shelley's poem as a teenager and remember it still.

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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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a man is looking up in front of a lamar landscape truck ALT: a man is looking up in front of a lamar landscape truck

Oh christ...

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