The Black Vegetable

Not a chance. I don't have to get up till 5 so no hurry 🙄

See I'm with you with getting them to attack bigotry and racism, but the smooth jazz thing is strange and horribly misjudged.

It should be ALL jazz...

Some things make me laugh more than they should

More people need to know this

Xxxx... But pronounced 'Bob'...

It would be really cool if your actual name was 'xxxx'...

Tommy Robinson refused to give police phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material' The far-right activist was charged under the Terrorism Act over an incident at the Channel Tunnel in July 2024.

Don't tell me, he was doing 'research for a book' 🤔🙄

BBC News - Tommy Robinson refused to give phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material'
www.bbc.com/news/article...

That one hits hard 😭

In his own words: "Mega lolz"

Last night I watched Kentucky Fried Movie on YT for the first time in about 30 years. It really isn't as funny as I remember it being and wondered why I loved it so much as a teenage boy. The I got to the 'Catholic Girls in Trouble' section and remembered exactly why 😂

The fact that it says 'idiot' and not 'cunt' will never fail to disappoint me..

This is the 2nd most important video I will probably post.

It is horrific.
If Russia was doing this to Ukraine, they would have the whole world behind them.

I cannot accept and will not stand by and watch our government holding Israel's hand in genocide.

I will never vote for Starmer's party

Is it that they have a low fertility rate, or just that they find it difficult to get someone to actually shag them?

We flounced out of the EU on the say-so of politicians who lied to us. And what a total shitshow that’s turned out to be. The polar opposite of what they promised. Now the call to flounce out of the ECHR. By the same people. Telling the same lies. Has the country been kicked in the head by a horse?

I'm absolutely top hole. How are you? BTW black & white looks good on you 😊

If you feel the need, you are welcome to tell me to fuck off. Even call me a cunt if you like. It would be an honour 😂

I was pissed on by a cow.

How's about 'Orange Red Dead' by Black Tusk?

That's not terrible. I was looking to take my girl to see SOAD at Tottenham till I saw the tickets were about £175 each to sit about a mile away from the stage. Not for me.

Saw them at Rock City in Nottingham in 1989. Cost me about a fiver if I recall correctly. They were great. Enjoy!

Good grief. Do I have to? 😂

As someone who has been awake since 4am, I have zero sympathy 😂

I agree. I kind of see why people have an issue with it, but for me, I no longer ever have a wallet with me, so never carry any ID, so having it on my phone just feels like it will be more.. convenient?

Either the Damned Black Album. Or (hopefully) Smell the Glove. None more black..

I live in a country where it’s mandatory to carry ID and where digital ID is on all government sites.

It makes life so much easier. The British government has dropped another comms bollock here. Make it about ease, not sodding immigration.

I tried to read a Harry Potter book when they first came out. Badly, badly written. Gave up never read any since or watched a film. Bollocks to that.

If you ever need it, the password is 'revelations666'