Charon's Ferry 🏳️‍⚧️

me rn

there is Water at the Bottom of the Ocean ! ! ! !

YOUR LONG

i volunteer as tribute,

Doll princess, pristine and perfect~

don't tell me how to be lifted!!!

Just Got Mangled

Car that has "Just Got Maimed" written on the back windshield

Boston, 1773

Conceptual

had a dream that there were a bunch of people on the internet who got excited whenever the color orange was mentioned, and they'd post stuff like "orange mentioned" every time they found orange content

John Oliver

Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.

Absolutely genius. I am stunned

hot coyote summer

It was fashioned from metal, its focus was inessential when titanium imposed warp upon others and every screw was standardized.

Now with the same drives kept in a new material, every step became a forced delicacy, even a tea tray became a hazard for splintered fingers, glass webbed with mistakes.

whoever invented them knew exactly what they were doing. pretty sure their popularity in the world maps perfectly with Freaky Lands

would calling you "well drilled" be an interesting variation on the theme

man in the cuck chair staring in shock as he sees his wife climax for the first time in another woman's hands, okay?

A white bunny with brown and black markings sits on a black laptop keyboard.

a drawing of homura picking up her hrt captioned got so upset last night i drew homura picking up her hrt

u can find me in the corner hissing at strangers like a feral cat

they did this to me

pillaging noodles from The Enemy okay?

will raze the lands of your enemies for noodles

leading scientists are developing a girl soft toy that can hold and pet you instead of the other way around

check out princess writing ok?

"I'm escaping to the one place untouched by capitalism...SPACE!" is a great delivery because you can see Tim Currey...struggling, DESPERATELY to keep from bursting out laughing and he just...baaaaaaarely manages it