Void Bagel

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

A sad looking very quickly painted vampire with white hair

A close up crop

Used this weeks doodle time to speedpaint a little halloween vampire yuechen, im a little late for halloween but shhh 👻

I called it that without thinking because its the couple hours im out with no internet every Sunday and for many years i only have paper with me then so it became my "doodle hour" akfjkaj

My cat is cute

KITTTYYYY

The big magic rock and the waterfall :>
Class assignment from last year that I never posted!

Drawing of a puppy saying; "I'm going to draw so many cool things!!!" And a second panel showcasing time restraints

I'm cooked 💔

Background is clip studio default assets slapped together lol

1.5h ish doodle of aseeri for use in rogue trader (if i ever get time to play)

Sad little guy since day 1

Kitten lynx...

(Yeah that eye will be corrected)

Had some fun while out yesterday

Dear corporate overlords: I will embrace the abominable intelligence once i have DIED

A little forest fairy tale, my watercolor painting.✨
Artwork is sale!🌿
For US buyers!
All parcels will be sent duty paid, no nasty surprises!
www.etsy.com/SpaceOleandr...

#ForestArt #NatureArt #WatercolorPainting #TraditionalArt #OriginalArt #ArtShop #FineArt #Art #Plants #Butterfly #Herbs #Artwork

Powerful...

Worlds saddest nap

Little Guys drawn in like 2 minutes for the corners of a friends powerpoint lmao

This is so satisfying to watch ( ´∀`)

Black and white photo of a shorthaired white and tabby cat sitting on a wall that is thickly covered in foliage vines. The cat looks very adorable but also very serious like it is the garden security guard.

The Bouncer. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

A sign saying "I'm not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."

*taps sign*

comm wip of lunar dragon battle 🥶

[Soft aaaaaaAAAing so as not to wake her]

GWANOOOLYAAAAAAA BABBBYYY

Sorry for double posting I only just realized i uploaded this to the wrong acc lol #eyngeim

Happy little mountains

Teeny bit of a wip speedpaint im indulging on between commissions

Cat on chair

Cat behind human on same chair

This is his chair, but we can share~

Remember all the people saying, "see, this'll actually lead to a better situation for artists bc real art will be valued more than the low budget ai stuff so you can make more money"?
We knew that was nonsense then, and we were right.

Black and white photo of a longhaired light colored cat lying in a low basket on a shaggy lawn. It looks confidently at the camera with one forepaw draped over edge of the basket.

This “Fluffy. June 1951”. Photo from my collection. ❤️