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miku is in the insane asylum with me! hi im dog i have dog his name is "dog" YEAHHHHHH!!! I'm floob aka Lilly dumb ass furry Professional yapoligist physically incapable of funny mutant fag creature: pan & trans MTF She/her or they/them

4 Followers  |  9 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 05.02.2025  |  1.5931

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Weird al yankovic. Please

07.12.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't believe in eggs

05.10.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.06.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 887    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

(time for deals)

26.06.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 479    πŸ” 812    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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27.06.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 569    πŸ” 781    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
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29.06.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 622    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Fuck I'm late

Fag month, fag month, fag month
We are getting gay up in here
I'm a fag, your probably not a fag but whatever it's fag month

Have fun being forced to like fags more than usual, July is straight month but until then WE LOVE FAGS

-flob aka Lilly the lobotomist

03.06.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a gay straight lesbian

27.04.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm waiting for the day when the biologically female version of me that is imprisoned in my body yells "this prison... To hold... ME?" Then rips her way out of my body Sisyphus prime (ultrakill) style so that I may live as a silly little girl forever.

27.04.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a fan film

20.04.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greatest movie ever made

20.04.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy weed Easter

Go sneak a bunch of weed into your Easter candy and then feed it to a 5 year old

It's the holiday where alleged Jesus allegedly died and allegedly came back from his alleged tomb... allegedly

But we don't care about that, it's fucking weed Easter

make the bunny high

20.04.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PREPARE THYSELF

04.04.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

bbnoemerald

04.04.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈIt's trans dayπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
Go support my brothers and sisters. Or don't idk I'm not your boss (just please don't go make transphobic remarks, just ignore this)
I'm gonna go engest 500 estrogen
Anyway bye bye, I hope your home doesn't get infested with rats πŸ‘

31.03.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to whoever invented drinking and driving

In beamng.drive

11.03.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had them I would let youπŸ™πŸ™

08.03.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I blow up a house today ngl

08.03.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes very good

04.03.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RAGGGAGGAGGGAGAGGAGA YEAHHHH!!!!! BILLY 2.3!!!

14.02.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO >:(

08.02.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😘

08.02.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lies you cost $46

08.02.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BESTIEΒ²

08.02.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feet computer

07.02.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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eeggg tanger inu-tan my beloved!!! i love to songes yeahhyyy πŸ˜€ i love hammer and tangerine i will get a inu tan tatoo on my left bicep (under my skin on the muscle itself) @tangermusic.bsky.social ger please dont shoot me 😭 jimmy beast is 400 lbs but you are not! tanger so butiful ivy good look πŸ‘

05.02.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bestie

05.02.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am a homofloobic floob who loves floobic's im also 57.85% homunculus and hombo also im $46

05.02.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i got out πŸ˜€

05.02.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a yellow smiley face with arms and legs is in a jar ALT: a yellow smiley face with arms and legs is in a jar

eel, guys help i am in jar 😭 jar not crumple 😭😭😭😭 so scarrry AHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭 emoge gar i am emoge dog 😭😭😭😭 so 😭omph jart😭😭😭😭my shirt is filling the jar WITH LEGS 😭😭😭😭rubber tire reats i cant rade my essey nooooooo😭😭EEELL😭😭😭😭😭😭

05.02.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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