Puzzling—I was informed just hours ago that Pirro’s office was “historic” in its willingness to pursue cases it might not win
How dare you! My dog is much too cute to compare to that wino.
(What, you don't keep your nephews' toys in a Costco margarita box?)
Happy Friday. Enjoy Maximum Dog barking at his own reflection. Missy is unimpressed.
4th Cir. will rehear en banc a case in which the panel decision held that South Carolina NAACP and two other organizations lacked standing to challenge the state's treatment of juveniles in custody.
www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/251...
Pretty special to witness a prosecutor violate her ethical obligations on live TV.
Opening the opinion with quotes from Trump basically admitting that this investigation was pretext to pressure Powell into cutting rates? Power move.
Judge Boasberg's opinion quashing subpoenas to Fed Reserve chair Jerome Powell: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
One must never lose sight of the fact that, while they are doing many horrible things, these folks are also horrible people.
This is not one of these fellows' first run in with sanctions.
wyxi.net/morningfax/2...
They also argued that the Court's orders were invalid because they were signed by the Clerk of Court rather than an Article III judge.
When the Court issued an OSC to explain, the attorneys refused!
Good ideaaaaaa?
6th Cir. sanctions two attorneys over multiple briefs with over two dozen (at least) fake citations and misrepresentations of fact.
The sanctions are considerable.
www.opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions.pdf...
Judge blocks subpoenas against Fed Chair Jermone Powell, citing 'essentially zero evidence'
Also, it was clearly established in 2018 that officer could not tase a non-violent, non-dangerous, unarmed suspect (a homeless man, actually) fleeing down an embankment causing him to fall 24 feet onto a concrete platform.
No QI for officer.
Over in the 11th Cir., Judge Jordan is using gen. AI in a decision.
media.ca11.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...
Also, when I clicked on the case name, I was almost certain is was going to be about some Sov. Cit. mess.
Assumptions!
9th Cir. affirms a preliminary injunction blocking Montana's ban on drag story hour at schools or libraries that receive state funding and its more general ban on drag shows as likely violations of the First Amendment.
cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
DC Cir. has a decision today about a Navy lieutenant who sued bc he was taken off the command track after he left his post for less than an hour as Command Duty Officer so he could move his car.
It is as petty as it sounds, but hey take your shot, dude.
media.cadc.uscourts.gov/opinions/doc...
JUST IN: Four demonstrators who still face conspiracy charges tied to ICE protests in Broadview seek records relating to "any improper influence exerted upon the U.S. Attorney's office."
The motion includes a pic of President Trump's image on the front entryway of the Justice Department:
“Don’t proudly announce an international war crime for at least 20 minutes” Pentagon challenge.
“last Saturday… he led a small protest outside New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s home, during which he accused Muslims of being ‘pedophiles.’”
Judge VanDyke's opinion was so offensive that 29 of the Ninth Circuit's senior and active judges, including a few Trump appointees, issued these rebukes:
The gasp I gasped.
Bonus pic: Maximum Dog sprawled.
“A DOJ job — a lifetime goal for countless lawyers until the past year — has become a job where embarrassing errors, at best, are regularly making it into court filings and where a constant question is whether a judge is going to threaten you with contempt …”
I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky
It's true; I'm pretty great.
Pro tip: people who use the term "false flag" on social media are, each and every one, idiots and also, perhaps relatedly, bad people.