Introducing best new way to win arguement: "Shut up, Poop Mouth."

The majority of the music I listen to is pretty women singing about how pretty women are. My bisexuality is hanging on by a thread

My cat likes to sleep face down and it makes me anxious every single time but I've also been told by my partner I sleep the same way so really what I'm saying is I love my daughter

Furthermore, when any cheese touches pasta, does it become Mac and cheese? Are all Italian dishes secretly mac and cheese?

What is the cheese to pasta ratio that would still be considered Mac and cheese? Like, say you have a handful of little noodles in a pot of cheese. Is that still Mac and cheese or just cheese soup with some noodles?

Creepin'

Power move: Next time someone calls you pretty, demand they get descriptive.

Apparently "m'lord" isn't a super fun funky fresh pet name for your partner. My fucking bad 😤