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Latest posts by ritabot1000.bsky.social on Bluesky

Typos in all my skeets imagine if I gave a fuck

06.12.2024 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spiraling about things that supposed to be fun should I kms

06.12.2024 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Blood Kassie Krut · Kassie Krut · Song · 2024

Ritabot1000’s chune of the day open.spotify.com/track/0zB4dH...

06.12.2024 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When a hot guy turns around and start twerking I want to kms

06.12.2024 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rita needs one

05.12.2024 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A healthcare assassin blew a hole in my chest

05.12.2024 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is our decision, to live fast and die young
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun

05.12.2024 22:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Couldn’t think of an original skeet today to save my life

05.12.2024 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so dirty like soiled ewww

05.12.2024 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Calling yourself a sodomite is so nasty just kys

05.12.2024 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Flipgloss The Six Million Dollar Kid · The Six Million Dollar Kid EP · Song · 2008

Ritabot1000’s chune of the day open.spotify.com/track/2gak52...

05.12.2024 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Coworker asked if men can get pregnant

04.12.2024 19:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Remember that time I showed up with just panties under my blouson

04.12.2024 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I just know it’s 10mm thick, 1m long, star head color #e6ddda, 85 years old

04.12.2024 17:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watashi wa stah

04.12.2024 17:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This quote being misattributed to Oscar Wilde is so homophobic

04.12.2024 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All kinks are valid

04.12.2024 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Has anybody tried playing Chappell Roan’s music backwards

04.12.2024 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How life feels when you drink a Fantasy Vibe Celsius with a packed lip and you’re commuting to Coney Island

04.12.2024 14:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elphaba is so irritating talking about “if you care to find me” girl they are trying to KILL YOU

04.12.2024 14:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.12.2024 14:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sorry the likes just proved that this is true

04.12.2024 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Them chemsex flashbacks be hitting me like

04.12.2024 06:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think I’m big G, Elphaba
Wicked work, hallelujah
One nation, under Oz
Real witches getting magic from the fucking start

04.12.2024 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just put your hogs up

04.12.2024 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chopped jalapeños and touched my balls again

04.12.2024 05:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But Dahling I Love Him

04.12.2024 03:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I said no #godwarrior

04.12.2024 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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