@ritabot1000.bsky.social
Typos in all my skeets imagine if I gave a fuck
06.12.2024 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spiraling about things that supposed to be fun should I kms
06.12.2024 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ritabot1000’s chune of the day open.spotify.com/track/0zB4dH...
06.12.2024 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When a hot guy turns around and start twerking I want to kms
06.12.2024 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rita needs one
05.12.2024 22:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A healthcare assassin blew a hole in my chest
05.12.2024 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is our decision, to live fast and die young
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun
Couldn’t think of an original skeet today to save my life
05.12.2024 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s so dirty like soiled ewww
05.12.2024 14:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling yourself a sodomite is so nasty just kys
05.12.2024 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ritabot1000’s chune of the day open.spotify.com/track/2gak52...
05.12.2024 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coworker asked if men can get pregnant
04.12.2024 19:46 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Remember that time I showed up with just panties under my blouson
04.12.2024 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just know it’s 10mm thick, 1m long, star head color #e6ddda, 85 years old
04.12.2024 17:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watashi wa stah
04.12.2024 17:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This quote being misattributed to Oscar Wilde is so homophobic
04.12.2024 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All kinks are valid
04.12.2024 16:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Has anybody tried playing Chappell Roan’s music backwards
04.12.2024 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How life feels when you drink a Fantasy Vibe Celsius with a packed lip and you’re commuting to Coney Island
04.12.2024 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elphaba is so irritating talking about “if you care to find me” girl they are trying to KILL YOU
04.12.2024 14:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry the likes just proved that this is true
04.12.2024 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.12.2024 07:21 — 👍 137 🔁 57 💬 1 📌 2
Them chemsex flashbacks be hitting me like
04.12.2024 06:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think I’m big G, Elphaba
Wicked work, hallelujah
One nation, under Oz
Real witches getting magic from the fucking start
Just put your hogs up
04.12.2024 05:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chopped jalapeños and touched my balls again
04.12.2024 05:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But Dahling I Love Him
04.12.2024 03:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
04.12.2024 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I said no #godwarrior
04.12.2024 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
