What about a compromise we can all get behind?
Not only would I be happy to replace Churchill on fivers with a badger, I'd replace the Churchill statue in Parliament Square with a big bronze badger AND I'd replace Ed Davey with an ACTUAL badger coz it'd probably vote in less austerity.
🎶 Dear Don, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom 🎶
🎶 My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all 🎶
TBH if Matt Goodwin approached me I'd pretend I couldn't speak English.
Does this make her Phil Coulson's boss?
He better hope Kirsti Noem isn't around.
Unfortunately Farage is hardly ever in the office.
They're going to be really pissed off when a brown guy with long hair a long dress and sandles turns up.
Annoying for Reform being to the left of a rainbow flag.
Yep. Didn't see that coming.
By what nefarious means does Nigel Farage know in which way people voted?
To paraphrase Mark Steel: nothing screams radical Islam like a gay Jewish leader & a female plumber
Can't get a posh job - blame the "woke" establishment.
Can't get a shag - blame the "unregulated sexual economy".
Lose a by-election - blame cheating.
Anything else - blame immigrants.
Reform really is the party of excuses for mediocre white men.
Reform UK.
Hard on the sexual economy.
Obviously the one thing you don't need to increase living standards is more money.
This is where trickle down economics really comes into its own.
BREAKING - 🇩🇰 Two Danish hospital ships on their way to Louisiana to deal with the US domestic mental health crisis. 🤥
Who?
Surely Trump will sue within milliseconds................................................................................anything?......................................................................no?
Trying hard to fit in by ostracising herself.
Does this mean she'll have to give up her job?
Kelvingrove Art Gallery
Christ of St John of the Cross by Dali.
Sir Jim Ratcliffe lives in Monaco, which has been colonised by immigrant tax dodgers.
I don't understand Italian - doesn't mean I can't enjoy Nessum Dorma
UK pals, I have questions:
When does Keir Starmer resign?
And does he take Wes Streeting with him, or is the daft idea Wes is the heir to anything still a thing?
