DearestArsenic

Imagine:
Newly developed Steddyhands, Izzy's on edge about being seen as just the captain's bed warmer because that's what Hornigold made him be

Some angst & comfort maybe?

Throw him over ur shoulder & slap his flat ass

They require literally so many servers
Just turn the servers off like ???

"It you're not using the machine that's causing psychosis, speed running climate change, vomiting toxic water, & hallucinates up to 80% of the time, you're not allowed to talk about it cuz everyone knows to understand a thing you have to use it which is why we know nothing about particle physics"

They're obviously talking about generativeAI here, which has very minimal uses globally, mostly for scientific research & testing

But also "if you don't use the psychosis inducing, environment burning, water guzzling, plagerism hallucination machine maybe u shouldn't be jabbering about it" is wild

Izzy whined as she forced him through another orgasm, oversensitive and just the way he liked it.

She left him panting, hole gaping and dripping for them all to see.

Zheng slid up next.

TBC

Izzy whimpered as it slid in, stretching him somehow further.

"That's right, big guy." Archie crooned, fucking him smoothly. "just lie there and take it like a good little whore."

She'd searched intently for the thickest cock she could find, ending up with a bright pink mass of solid silicone that sat heavy in her hand, thicker than a soda can at the base, slightly tapered but not enough to ease the slide.

Archie was up next, practically bouncing on her heels, a heavy strap on her waist with one of the thickest dildos she'd been able to find. It was nearly as thick as Wee John's forearm, though not as long.

It may be March but I'm back from my depression spiral & house move

My new house isn't set up but I don't care

Xmas Izzy Gangbang is Back!!!!

They should have done it more in the show
He really deserves to be grabbed more, just tossed around like the rag doll he deserves to be, u know?

You always show how grabable Izzys waist is & I love it

U know the NYT was probs gonna spin it like "they're sending money to Hamas" or "Gaza scams!" Or something

God I hate the world rn but im so glad there are some people standing on business

Got a supervised assignment for my uni course

It's like a test but cuz it's all digital & remote I'm doing it on the computer w a zoom meeting open & my camera on so they can see me doing it 😅

Wish me luck y'all I do not test well. But at least it's open book so only the anxiety & adhd can fuck me

I fear that watching the Alien films while doing my bookkeeping homework is kinda detracting from the horror aspect of the story

Like on one hand, I'm looking at one of the most horrible, terrifying things known to mankind.
And the other thing is Sigourney Weaver & the Xenomorph

The fact that, like the LOTR cast, they're just bffs irl, means literally so much to me

I love it
I do actually want to get a ring of mushrooms around my thigh like a garter belt so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What do you mean i need to work out what to eat for dinner???? I just worked out what to eat for lunch!?!?!?!

Sitting with Izzy with Ed/Stede behind him & Lucius/Pete in front of him would be hell
He'd be bitching the whole time, Ed would keep kicking his seat for fun while making out w Stede, he'd be going after Lucius
Just no, nightmare
Stick him between Fang & Auntie for the love of our sanity please

As bad as 8 would be, maybe i can do it I have noise cancelling headphones lol

An isle seat would be ideal tho 10 is out i am not going near them
Jackie & Zheng may both take an offence to me so 4 & 7 is also out, so I'm picking 2 cuz I also sew & i can deal w Wee John turning around to talk to Frenchie the whole trip

Maybe 5 if I can convince Fang to take the middle seat

There's no harm in asking the universe for a thing

Hurt/comfort with a minor in sexual torment

Thanks so much

I've basically been going for what's on sale cuz im broke af 😅

It's such a bad texture

Happy birthday to the show & Fandom that showed me how much of a weird lil freak I am

Theres a bat outside my bedroom window that keeps screaming every night

I just moved house
My last rental I was living w a dude who has a cat
I miss him & his cat 😭

Kiss ur fur baby for all of us who can't kiss a fur baby

Cooked? Disgusting
Raw? I'll happily eat them & then I'll have the pepper burps where I'll taste the peppers again but worse & I hate that so much

Anyone got any recommendations for acne treatment?

Preferably cheap & doesn't need to be done multiple times a day

If u need to know: I'm p sure I have combination skin, it's mostly on my neck & chin, & my dad still gets acne at like 65