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Kaiju Sommelier

@kaijusommelier.bsky.social

Doug Hardy 2nd gen Tattooist, Sofubi collector and maker, lover of cats (and all animals), โ˜ญ He/they ๐ŸšซNFT/AI/Crypto๐Ÿšซ From the River to The Sea ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ“ท Instagram @tattoosbydoughardy

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What's great about these is that when you post these bangers you create a line of people that can be put on the block list.

30.07.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This game controller is a giant cat butt
YouTube video by IGN This game controller is a giant cat butt

I'm going to CatCon on Saturday and goddamned right I'm going to get in line to play this
youtube.com/shorts/Wo-TX...

30.07.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜น

30.07.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A line up of small cat toys including a tiny cowboy cat from Neko Atsume, a one eyed maneki Neko by Realhead, the cat that lived 1,000,000 times, and a chunky calico cat sitting like a person holding a gold coin under itโ€™s left arm and holding his right paw out as if to tell you to come here. Behind these are three larger soft vinyl cats in outfits with haircuts such as pompadour and Mohawk so they look like Japanese tough guys

A line up of small cat toys including a tiny cowboy cat from Neko Atsume, a one eyed maneki Neko by Realhead, the cat that lived 1,000,000 times, and a chunky calico cat sitting like a person holding a gold coin under itโ€™s left arm and holding his right paw out as if to tell you to come here. Behind these are three larger soft vinyl cats in outfits with haircuts such as pompadour and Mohawk so they look like Japanese tough guys

LOGGING ON

30.07.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stand with workers, not capitalists. Always.

26.07.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You fucking cowards

26.07.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†

25.07.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually I shouldnโ€™t complain because it got my fucking brain to stop ruminating about my money problems

25.07.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆ

โ€ฆ.

โ€ฆ welp

25.07.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ผ๏ธ

25.07.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bees are their toilet paper. Reply guys are their stock market.

25.07.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy shit lmao

22.07.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot take: The real reason Man of Steel fans hate the new Superman is because it is antithetical to all the red and black pilling manosphere bullshit theyโ€™ve been consuming for a decade and asks them to be kind, have hope, fight for others, and embrace masculinity that isnโ€™t toxic.

21.07.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1763    ๐Ÿ” 303    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

(โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป

22.07.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excited to get the worst fucking hamburger anyone has ever experienced delivered to me by a piece of shit ass robot

22.07.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 813    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Gat DAMN!! ๐ŸŽ‰

20.07.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so damn good

19.07.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to put 36 boxes of art books in storage for my move. That was after I gave 16 boxes of books to the Friends of the Library.

19.07.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol
lmao even

19.07.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is where I post from

19.07.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The crew saw an Andorian doing all of this, not Trelane.

18.07.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won't be able to trade in or anything without taking a bath though ๐Ÿฅฒ
Also how to hack CarPlay on new GMs is a concern

18.07.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Bolt owner, I'm pretty damn ok with this.

17.07.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gat DAMN!!!! โœจ๐Ÿ™€โœจ

17.07.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok I've known about Streaky for a long time but not this cool dude

17.07.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!"

This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: 

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. 
 
When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. 
 
Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!" This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

11.07.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12206    ๐Ÿ” 7124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 182    ๐Ÿ“Œ 295
16.07.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmbo

16.07.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok the Superman movie is even better than I expected. And I was expecting pretty good things.

Fuck Israel.

16.07.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I honestly had no idea that this actually existed

16.07.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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