Kaiju Sommelier

Kaiju Sommelier

@kaijusommelier.bsky.social

Doug Hardy 2nd gen Tattooist, Sofubi collector and maker, lover of cats (and all animals), ☭ ♾️ He/they 🚫AI/Crypto🚫 From the River to The Sea 🇵🇸 📷 Instagram @tattoosbydoughardy

1,203 Followers 1,665 Following 3,885 Posts Joined Jun 2023
6 hours ago

I'm coming up on my 34th year of tattooing and I'm still learning stuff

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6 hours ago

otoh if you have clientele for those things then you are probably clearing $10k per hat at least. But selling audiophiles $20k magic rocks in jars and wood knobs for stereos for $5k a pop is funnier.

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6 hours ago

It's a combination of a very simple mechanical action and a complex amount of variables depending on skin type, pigment viscosity, duty cycles, etc etc etc

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6 hours ago

yessss

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6 hours ago

lol excellent

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6 hours ago

Autism story: until around 20 years ago I actually thought that fantasy football was literally dudes playing a tabletop rpg involving sports

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6 hours ago

Good point

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7 hours ago

"Thank you all for coming. Today I would like to discuss with you the Greenies situation. There seems to be a distinct lack of them given to me hourly, which I find to be a grave tragedy."

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7 hours ago

That's gonna leave a mark

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7 hours ago

A friend of mine got a tattoo of the utz girl reaching into a skin rip

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10 hours ago

Fukkin’ A gotta respect that

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14 hours ago

Re supposed end of the Target boycott: it’s 100% bullshit. See statement below from an *actual* leader of the initial DEI boycott.

Even if true (to repeat, it’s not!), it’s not up to any small group. Target has fixed nothing + compounded its DEI sins with ICE complicity. People are done with it!

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13 hours ago

Nah, fuck that place

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14 hours ago

holy fucking shit 😹😹😹

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15 hours ago

Nationalize all energy companies

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16 hours ago
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15 hours ago

I don’t care about this, I just want the ability for my Animal Crossing island to have all cat neighbors who have overthrown Tom Nook and live in a collective with me

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15 hours ago

Showing this to the “seed oils cause cancer” crowd to give them heart attacks at the thought of having to give up coffee

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17 hours ago

Watched the first episode of the LA One Piece last night and yep it’s still good

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18 hours ago
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1 day ago

Reminder that Good Trailcams is worth following

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1 day ago

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

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1 day ago

Lmao the fascist enablers keep working double time to ensure that things will make their “opposition” will look good so they don’t have to win and actually do anything to help people

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1 day ago

As a kid who was already into Godzilla and Toku, this was the first G film that I saw in theaters back then and I still love it.

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1 day ago

Illegal in California

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1 day ago

It broke for me in iOS 4 and hasn’t been right since then

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1 day ago

Holy fucking shit lmao

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1 day ago

(っ'-')╮ 三💩

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1 day ago

lol this is gonna be great and make so many people so goddamned angry

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1 day ago

Ironically she had a completely normal human voice.

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