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@cynicalcylon.bsky.social

"There are 2 types of people, nice people and c**ts" Mastodon - cynicalcylon@mendeddrum.org Pixelfed - pixelfed.social/cynicalcylon

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So Neno (EllieNiece's cat) loves coconut oil.
Like, tip bottle to floor and eat around the broken glass type of loves.
I mean, it's good for his coat *le shrug* 🀣

03.11.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

glaring at the newish non-cheesy Ferrero Rocher ads. A garden party where nice young people giggle? Completely unmemorable and indistinguishable from most ads, no hook whatsoever.
WHERE IS MY AMBASSADOR? IS NOTHING DELICIEUSE OR EXCELLENTE? IS ANYONE REALLY SPOILING US?

03.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was a chilly night tonight.
Leggings under pyjama trousers on βœ”οΈ
New 15tog duvet ordered βœ”οΈ
Eyeing up my vacpac hoodie blankets βœ”οΈ
Brrrr πŸ₯Ά

03.11.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also need to get some spare heads as the ones I got last year don't fit the new toothbrush.
Luckily they fit EllieNiece's brush so not a total waste *le shrug*

02.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My electric toothbrush is dead for good. It's no longer charging & I even got a new charger to see if that was the problem but nope.
Had an Amazon voucher so got a pack of 2 on a great deal. Now to wait for delivery (hopefully tomorrow). Until then where is that pack I got from the last hotel? πŸ€”

02.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

That's practically half the day gone for you πŸ˜‰

01.11.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose being laid up with a migraine most of the day could be considered "scary"
Got up for loo just now and can feel the migraine hangover lurking already πŸ€•πŸ˜΄πŸ«© (at least I hope it is that and not the migraine making a reappearance)

31.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a kitten is standing on its hind legs in the water and saying happy birthday . ALT: a kitten is standing on its hind legs in the water and saying happy birthday .

Ahh, the Gods are trembling at your continued state of being then.
Happy Birthday hun

29.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It would make an epic #MST3K episode. Definitely needs the commentary to be able to watch it πŸ™„

29.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ash has possibly deposited something under the bed (he never goes under there and he has been in & out for a bit now). In 1 way I hope it's dead as easy disposal. In another the migraine the smell of dead things gives me is why I would be lousy working with the dead in any kind of job.

29.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have marble (off cuts from local trades places)

28.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad listens to TippFM every day and they usually have at least 1x ad in Irish per hour

26.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I recall the last time I was with you there you pretty much had a heist planned out by the time we left the section they were in πŸ˜‚

22.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't forget Zoom Pub Meet this Saturday 25th @ 19:00 GMT

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20.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JoJo has been around quite a bit lately.
We think he got kicked out of the neighbours place we used to see him in the window of a lot πŸ˜‚

20.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So guess what's in this package this week?
If you guessed "it was opened and the item stolen" you get a cookie.
And yes it's the same delivery company that delivered the empty envelope last week.
Suspiciously both packages were Blu-rays.
Amazon called and replacement with different courier ordered.

20.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We live in a heavily Indian populated area, so lots of fireworks. The kits are in and all seem okay 🀞🀞

18.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*watches DPD driver walk away from house with package under his arm on doorbell camera*
*sees delivery email and text have come in*
*sees a picture with the legs of someone who does not live at this house taken by driver in email*
*wonders where the hell the driver actually delivered the package* πŸ™„

17.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Film Canary's October Horror Movie Challenge 2025 Every year across October I take part in a challenge born from the old IMDb message boards; across the 31 days of the month, one must watch at minimum 31 …

Hitting about the halfway mark of the month, and I'm watching my 23rd movie for the challenge. The watch is going well (although I still have a certain trilogy I'm dreading), and I would love it if the fundraiser hit four digits this year; it's all going to three fine causes, every penny helps...

15.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Booking for Black Phone 2 on a day/time my 17-year old niece is in college so as not to rub it in her nose that she can't see it in the cinema (local is hot on checking IDs for 18 rated movies) as she's been looking forward to it and was hoping it would be a 15 like the first movie #1stWorldProblems

15.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't particularly like Jared Leto, but even I will admit he is actually a good actor (even if he is a bit unhinged, it seems). I did like the movie, was a bit disappointed that the NIN soundtrack wasn't as good as I had hoped, but otherwise it was an enjoyable couple of hours.

15.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget, our next F2F Pub Meet is next Saturday 18th Oct 2025 from 12.30/1pm

Penderals Oak, 283-288 High Holborn, London, WCiV 7HP
Underground: Holborn (Piccadilly)
Buses: 8, 59, 133

13.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Any guesses how many DVDs/Blu-rays there are (ARE, not were) in this package? πŸ™„πŸ˜‘
The sticky has obviously been peeled back, the items taken and the sticky "stuck" back down before delivery.
As they were brought it the Prime Sale I'm currently trying to persuade Amazon to replace rather than refund

13.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't hate it *le shrug*
#TronAres

12.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The First Wives Club it is then!
RIP Diana Keaton πŸ˜₯

11.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to spread the word of the Spreadsheet of Doom

11.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tommy grows up to be Ant Man in The Curse of Michael Myers (6th film or something, I think). He doesn't really get less annoying though

11.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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