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IT Stuff, Puns, Bibliophile, and niche humor.

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Post image 07.08.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cocaine is so white it assumes self-importance

03.08.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cocaine is so white it assumes self-importance.

03.08.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MUST WATCH: A Texas voter just burned Trump and the GOP to ash.

Trump cheated on golf, his taxes, his wives, and the Constitution โ€” Now heโ€™s pimping out the Republican Party like a brothel.

And every last coward in that room is lining up to get fucked โ€” Not sexually. Philosophically.

03.08.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 833    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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Sheโ€™s a tufted titmouse.

26.07.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, politics. The soap opera where the innocent are killed, and all the characters wake up with amnesia because, โ€œI do not recall.โ€

22.07.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Intel Announces It's Shutting Down Clear Linux The most depressing news of the week: Intel is ending their performance-optimized Clear Linux distribution

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19.07.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Superman is woke because he's solar powered. Why not good, clean chunks of coal he eats like hamburgers?

13.07.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The free market* at work!

*have to pay an extortionate bribe to an autocrat to say true things and continue operating

02.07.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1439    ๐Ÿ” 214    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester

02.07.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

@madeleineswann.bsky.social there you are!
I found Rainbow Sucks as I was cleaning my bookcases. So, I needed to find you. :)
โ€” Daniel Stafford

02.07.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like above all, dystopian fiction left me unprepared for how thoroughly tacky & trashy democratic collapse was going to be.

30.06.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 644    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Trash art. Or, artfully trashy? #photography

01.07.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just found out that not everyone has the new version of Snapseed.

26.06.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The app I use, Snapseed, has totally redesigned itself. I am not sure how I feel about it. But it is still my favorite artsy photography tool for my phone.

25.06.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some weirdo has buyerโ€™s remorse.

23.06.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do you raise the volume of your voice when you have headphones on? Or do you have complete self awareness?

21.06.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big news.

21.06.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s what we paid to see.

21.06.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, everyone. Youโ€™re in charge.

21.06.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drinking liquids is our number one trait. If aliens did an impression of us it would be like โ€œgulp gulp gulpโ€

20.06.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 266    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made a similar post on the other platform that we share with the address.

21.06.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The middle eastern grocery store is having a soft opening. They donโ€™t have meat and produce yet. Once they get approved for accepting EBT they plan on having a grand opening. I purchased, tea, cheese, and date cookies.

20.06.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glitter the bastards.

20.06.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. is going to kill thousands of people. Thatโ€™s not hyperbole.

20.06.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7048    ๐Ÿ” 2989    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 522    ๐Ÿ“Œ 182

Apparently they want to kill off the weaker moochers.

20.06.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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