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Cocaine is so white it assumes self-importance
03.08.2025 07:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cocaine is so white it assumes self-importance.
03.08.2025 07:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0MUST WATCH: A Texas voter just burned Trump and the GOP to ash.
Trump cheated on golf, his taxes, his wives, and the Constitution โ Now heโs pimping out the Republican Party like a brothel.
And every last coward in that room is lining up to get fucked โ Not sexually. Philosophically.
Sheโs a tufted titmouse.
26.07.2025 03:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ah, politics. The soap opera where the innocent are killed, and all the characters wake up with amnesia because, โI do not recall.โ
22.07.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Superman is woke because he's solar powered. Why not good, clean chunks of coal he eats like hamburgers?
13.07.2025 17:11 โ ๐ 49 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0The free market* at work!
*have to pay an extortionate bribe to an autocrat to say true things and continue operating
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester
02.07.2025 05:12 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1@madeleineswann.bsky.social there you are!
I found Rainbow Sucks as I was cleaning my bookcases. So, I needed to find you. :)
โ Daniel Stafford
I feel like above all, dystopian fiction left me unprepared for how thoroughly tacky & trashy democratic collapse was going to be.
30.06.2025 23:59 โ ๐ 644 ๐ 135 ๐ฌ 59 ๐ 9Trash art. Or, artfully trashy? #photography
01.07.2025 02:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I just found out that not everyone has the new version of Snapseed.
26.06.2025 13:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The app I use, Snapseed, has totally redesigned itself. I am not sure how I feel about it. But it is still my favorite artsy photography tool for my phone.
25.06.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Some weirdo has buyerโs remorse.
23.06.2025 23:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Do you raise the volume of your voice when you have headphones on? Or do you have complete self awareness?
21.06.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Big news.
21.06.2025 04:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs what we paid to see.
21.06.2025 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay, everyone. Youโre in charge.
21.06.2025 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Drinking liquids is our number one trait. If aliens did an impression of us it would be like โgulp gulp gulpโ
20.06.2025 22:04 โ ๐ 266 ๐ 34 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0I made a similar post on the other platform that we share with the address.
21.06.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The middle eastern grocery store is having a soft opening. They donโt have meat and produce yet. Once they get approved for accepting EBT they plan on having a grand opening. I purchased, tea, cheese, and date cookies.
20.06.2025 19:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Glitter the bastards.
20.06.2025 14:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0RFK Jr. is going to kill thousands of people. Thatโs not hyperbole.
20.06.2025 13:40 โ ๐ 7048 ๐ 2989 ๐ฌ 522 ๐ 182Apparently they want to kill off the weaker moochers.
20.06.2025 14:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0