Why's she got a press conference to read her LinkedIn profile?
They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.
Do they think people have literally no memory of past events at all?
Hard agree. I'm looking for a job in London and a house near San Sebastien.
When I find them, I'll be after a private jet and maybe a helicopter.
Absolutely would watch.
I'd celebrate something happening to him
Just checked the recipe, it has Frazzles, Scampi Fries AND Pickled Onion Monster Munch.
It was great when I made it a while ago and now it's nearly 23:30 and I might have to find an open garage.
Have a look at @jayrayner1.bsky.social's "Charred hispi cabbage topped with crushed Scampi Fries and Frazzles" and go from there.
*pointed cabbage, for anybody born in the 20th century.
Stopped watching a few years ago, now feel like I have to jump back in.
Now seeing the Burnley game as a deliberate attempt to relegate both Wham and Spuds
#cpfc
Please can you stop making the Apprentice appear worth watching
If you want help for dirty Leeds, then Palace - no way we're getting relegated.
That's a fucking ridiculous decision #TOTCRY
Good point
Another reason why ITV shouldn't be allowed to show football
Farage will be voting for them too
Fair enough, let's say £100m
Let's hope her role as home secretary lasts less than 30 months.
Why doesn't #MOTD compare the Lacroix penalty with Rice manhandling players in the box and completely getting away with it?
#cpfc
🔴 Paul Conroy’s Last Photo Essay: Cuba’s Moment of Reckoning,
Veteran war photographer and correspondent Paul Conroy died of natural causes a day after returning from Cuba with this report of another city under siege. He never stopped bearing witness
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On British TV news, all American politicians, especially That One, should be overdubbed by an actor and accompanied by subtitles. We must stop seeing them as our eccentric English-speaking cousins, and instead as a dangerous foreign state.
True, but I thought he had his arm in the guy's face.
Surely he's not one of us "a player needs to earn a song FFS" folk? We tend to tut loudly and refuse to sing it for at least 2 seasons.
Why on earth was he trying to take on the HF? Was he one of the stop the boats tossers?
It was a foul, not sure it was a booking, some around me thought he deserved a yellow.
#CPFC
Must have been an away fan - there was a block of them in the main stand
Streets in new housing developments should be legally required to be named after which bit of the local ecosystem they destroyed. 'Lost Badgers Set Avenue'. 'Exterminated Glow Worm Lane'. 'Paved Over Wildflower Meadow Esplanade'.
Will someone tell our analysts that the long throws haven't worked for months, so maybe it's time to try something different. #cpfc
