Sirkastiq

Is my Indian neighbor making ofe nsala, or what is this sweet smell?

Liverpool are not the team to look out for this season. The real title threat is City.

Bruh. Michael Jackson really died.

Just ordered my ‘first’ Arsenal jersey in a long minute. I’d sworn off buying a jersey till we won something. But there’s just joy with my boy Ebz coming home. I had to do it.

2026 feels like the year I’ll have celebratory reason to visit the Emirates.

Yup. Wrighty deserves a statue outside the Emirates. Of all our legends, no one still actively and loudly reps the club as he does. The real Mr. Arsenal. ❤️🤍

He’s coming home. ❤️

In a WC year, I imagine Eze would want to play in a team where he’s guaranteed starts. As much as I want him to come to the Arsenal, I don’t see how that’ll happen. Plus, I’m almost certain Ethan signed that new contract based on play time promises. Sigh.

Big ups my guy!

I don’t think a player will fix our system. I think the system needs to change. Teams already know what to do when playing us. Mikel needs to switch it all up. Discard the inverted winger shit, and just play more through the middle.

If there’s anything pre season has shown me, it’s that Mikel needs to be flexible.

Of course if as a new striker you don’t score a Hattie in the first half of your first start for your new club, then you’re not good enough. Right?

😂😂

We’re really the biggest club in England. The discussion everywhere isn’t “will Liverpool retain their title”, rather it’s “will arsenal win the title this year?” Scenes.

Gyok is one of us.

All my life you have been faithful…

Do you ever stop the microwave when it’s at 0:06 or am I just a lowkey cereal killer? 😭

Sorry to Top5 o!

I don’t understand these Trono gangstas going to the Uk and trying to aura farm. In. The. UK? Bruh, have you not heard? Were you not told? Now you’ve seen. 😂😂

Berta giving me my shoota!

RIP Jota. A beautiful player, and from all accounts, a wonderful human. May God comfort his family, loved ones, and friends. YNWA ❤️

We stained our white by ourselves. Not gon’ lie.

That said, glad he’s gone.

Man, the way Arsenal is receiving all the smoke (and deservedly so), for this TP scandal is wow. It’s not so much that they’re receiving it, it’s that we, (fans who were quiet and even egged on TP when the noise died down, and he was giving us top performances), are the ones pelting the stones. 😂😂

This is why I don’t go outside. Small Toronto that I’ve gone now, debit alert up and down. Abeg abeg. Not recommended.

That’s the plan. 😁

Ready to sell my M3 but I really want the R2. Problem is, it’s beyond my pay grade. 😭 I just can’t see myself leaving electric vehicles.

Damn. Air India. 💔

Even the $200 free money that Doug ford gave out as pre-election ‘bribe’, I didn’t get. 😭

I never get any of these benefits so what class am I exactly? 😭