Would you prefer a bowl of shit, or a shit sandwich?
Kansans: *aspirating bugs* "Nice day out."
Ah Kansas spring. I hope you folks like wild swings in barometric pressure and temperature. Oh and pollen.
If you like having headaches, you're in luck.
Hey! Where's the Board of Peace on all this?
The Kansas separation of powers is basically:
Judicial: Sane
Legislative: Batshit
Executive: We like to alternate
Let's not go unbalancing the system here. #ksleg
Hello darkness, my old friend. Good God how I hate time change!
Protest time in Lawrence, Kansas
MELVIN!
Another Khameini? Caitlin Flanagan is never going to be able to keep up.
Good morning to everyone except whoever invented time changes.
💯
Yes. This is the way. #kubball
Tre bien! #kubball
Melvin!
"Phog" and "lob" don't rhyme no matter how much you wish they did, sir.
That was dumb.
Mr. White, in the corner, with the basketball.
Alright. Hoping for a continued good time here, boys. #kubball
I'll believe it when CNN does a deep dive investigation on what the fuck happened to this nepo baby's eyebrows.
Good morning! Rather a lot of thunder overnight. More on the way tonight. Starting to feel pretty springy out there.
Delicious.
Eeewww.
Jeezus, Jerry. Make it make sense.
KU staff and students will voice whether they have confidence in the leadership of Chancellor Doug Girod, after the presidents of the Faculty Senate and University Senate initiated a vote this week amid concerns over the financial health of KU. lawrenceks.news/4rR1gGk
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Good morning! Happy post-primary election nerd morning to all who celebrate.
Oh no! Doug Sirmons is going to eject me for my salty language.
Fiddlesticks.
Sure am glad I'm not alive to see this game. #kubball
You know what's neat? Rebounding, that's what's neat.
