Hizzoner James Blood

Lord, if you take Dolly before it happens... We're going to have beef.

Good morning, Citizens! Welcome, rain. No welcome for Bushwhackers.

CBS: Complete Bushwhacker Shit

Good morning, Citizens! Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of some Bushwhacker bullshit. Chins up! Stay strong!

I really hope the Phillies and Blue Jays both win just to spite the national announcers who nakedly long for a Yankees-Dodgers World Series.

Picture is of TerreBonne, an amazing little Cajun joint in Lawrence Kansas.

After months of "been meaning to"
New deliciousness has been unlocked!

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Iⁿ’zhúje’waxóbe: Return of the Sacred Red Rock

Lawrence, KS–Curator's talk about Iⁿ’zhúje’waxóbe: Return of the Sacred Red Rock

Kaw and local artists honor the rematriation of Iⁿ'zhúje'waxóbe to the Kaw Nation

Sun, Oct 5, 2pm

Spencer Museum of Art
KU, 1301 Mississippi St

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#LawrenceKS #NativeSky #ArtSky #NDN

Good morning, Citizens! Dark Summer continues for the foreseeable future. Stay hydrated and dream of sweater weather.

Ahhh October in a climate-changed Kansas! It's hot! But it's also dark! Woo!

Bushwhackers are so cringe.

I concur, Joel's mother-in-law! The man is a contemptible, villainous twit. But also, please enjoy dinner.

Bushwhackers tried and failed to secede from the union in 1861 and so 164 years later these motherfuckers are seceding from reality.

U.S. Sen. Marshall of Kansas fears in-person town halls will lead to violence • Kansas Reflector Republican U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall of Kansas said in-person town halls will lead to violence, but he doesn’t plan to stop holding them.

Roger Marshall is afraid of his constituents. Too scared to leave Florida to visit Kansans in Kansas.

kansasreflector.com/2025/09/29/u...

Welcome to the 20th Century, Missouri!

Can't ever go wrong with "Willard."

Good morning, Citizens! September ends today but there's no end in sight to summer, apparently! I want to wear a sweater, dammit.

La Ultima Tazza

There are only two viable paths for the survival of American democracy:
1) Isaac Chotiner interviews Trump
2) Kendrick Lamar releases a Trump diss track

Virtuous vacuuming. Holy Hoovering.

It really doesn't apply to me since I'm already dead, but I think I'm more of a hip-hopture guy anyway.

Any of you Citizens get raptured yet? Seen anybody else get sucked up celestially?

Well I'll be. Jimmy Christ and Jesus Kimmel both returning on the same day.

Mother took Tylenol while she was pregnant with me, and now I have abolitionism and I'm dead.

When you really think about it, isn't the rapture just the greatest mass deportation of all? #rapture #sept23

Good morning, Citizens! Beware of Bushwhackers lurking in the fog this morning. #LFK

In retrospect, putting people that don't like universities in charge of... universities, may have been a bad idea.

The Bob Billings Improvement Project will change the name of the road to"Robert Invoices Drive" #LFK

Are we going to war with Venezuela because Trump doesn't understand that "asylum" is a multi-meaning word?

Good morning, Citizens! Let's get out there and have a great weekend, Bushwhackers be damned.