Project Monarcha Lewinsky

Ellie the opossum crawling on a fence. she is 10 months old currently

Ellie the opossum at 3 months old last year

happy to report that Cincinnati zoo has an orphaned opossum named Ellie as an animal ambassador and she is adorable

I feel like a bunch of US casualties during all this are going to get falsely attributed to accidents/friendly fire because they don't want to admit that we were completely unprepared to fight someone even approaching a 'peer' militarily and thought it was going to be a cakewalk

there's a bunch of cast and crew cross-over with Trek. The Log Lady was first assistant camera on Wrath of Khan!

oh hey, John Morrison's in that one

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

If ANY job I worked brought in Tom Cotton and Jesse Singal and said "we value these men as much as we value you" I wouldn't even leave a cartoon dust cloud

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

If you didn't want people to treat you like a member of a propaganda outlet, stop taking their fucking money, man!

The thing is, Bouie already priced that he values his position at the Times over the truth. He spoke up about that rancid, racist-ass hatchet job on Mamdani but folded the INSTANT he got told off by the paper, who went on to bury the article anyway!

tbh I feel like any affection for Dolly should evaporate as soon as you take a look at Pigeon Forge & Gatlinburg, which is basically "What if we crammed two Atlantic Cities next to each other on either side of a national park"

I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

An older Tumblr post from 2022 where the now-deactivated OP posts KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY with a picture of Bill Nye edited to look malevolent. Two more users reply with "*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL*" and "VIOLENCE RULES!"

The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline

remember how he took a stand against the obviously fabricated hatchet job against Mamdani and then folded immediately

“We bombed Iran because we knew for sure that Israel was going to attack Iran and then Iran was going to retaliate against us” Is not the thought process slam dunk he think it is.

The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this

Don’t worry the economy is fine and there’s no reason for people to feel like it isn’t

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Anyone* who cares enough can change the world**

*with millions of dollars
**for the worse

I know it's not the only reason but I cannot stop thinking about that one dude who decided to destroy phonics-based literacy education because he was very obviously dyslexic and assumed his coping method was the secret to "true literacy"

my “I asked your doctor how your operatio went and he took me aside and SHOWED me something” shirt is prompting a lot of questions absolutely not answered by my shirt

I feel like it's going to be harder to manufacture consent this time around but it does look like they're getting the old band back together

a turbo ISIS they can sell guns to and point at everyone who gets pissed off at our funding of turbo ISIS

Everyone is Douglas Feith now.

“Constitution destroyed in plane crash” feels like a VEEP joke that they scrapped for going too far.

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

does the Times pay six figures to guest columnists or something, what the fuck is it that makes people abandon their proclaimed morals to defend a paper that's been upholding mainline USian conservatism since the 80s

We love to see it

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

the NYT op-ed editor commissioned the executor of jeffrey epstein's estate to write for the paper eight times in 2025