Project Monarcha Lewinsky

i'm the "laying down and insisting he already beat up" goon

I'm the goon who thinks these are 9 different people.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: people playing basketball in front of a crowd. The player with the ball is up against a guy playing close defense. Panel 2: the player attempts to spin off the defender by shoulder checking him, but the defender immediately falls apart, revealing multiple little green elves. Panel 3: the first player looks astounded at the floor. On it is a group of mildly injured elves surrounded by pieces of a human costume. This was pretty challenging to type out in text form but I tried my best

Contempt of court probably feels good as hell for the three seconds before the bailiff grabs you

Thomas Keith @iwasnevrhere_ The Pentagon has burned through so many missiles in the Iran exchange that Trump is dragging Lockheed and Raytheon CEOs into the White House like a failing factory boss demanding overtime. The military admits the Iran strike consumed more long-range munitions than 4 years of Ukraine. Trump is posting fantasies about "unlimited supply" while Raytheon can barely promise to "eventually" reach 1,000 Tomahawks a year and the Pentagon only budgeted 57 for 2026. The industrial base is so hollowed out they're threatening contractors with punishment if they don't ramp up, even though the system physically can't produce at wartime tempo. America just showed the world that one regional confrontation with Iran drained decades of planning assumptions.

shot & chaser because lmfao

sometimes a woman is just 48 years old is all

i think we probably have to stop calling middle aged women who don't like the president "wine moms"

SAPPHIC AUNT FRITZI??????? 🎉🎉🎉

(this isn't a rebuke, you're absolutely right but the consultant ecosystem is completely detached from reality)

It doesn't have to turn any kind of 'profit', it's the money pit that lets them send "give us 20 dollars, peasant" texts to people who canvassed for a local org 5 years ago

everyone who worked to get the USSR the info they needed to make their own bomb should be recognized as a hero to humanity as a whole

my hot take of the day: medicare for all should include pet care.

signed: someone who just watched a man break down in tears at the vet because he was struggling to decided whether he should take on the vet costs of the dying stray he brought in.

You're assuming that the people paying these analysts know that those are bad numbers, this is the party that regularly abandons their constituents for the equivalent of a resort weekend

wasn't there a really bad PS2 game that was "SSX but you're being shot at"

The Carla Cunningham stuff out of NC is bizarre to me, just a completely unforced error guaranteed to result in exile from the party

At this point I think whoever is running the various KHive grifts has realized that losing keeps them employed since Posting Through It brings the engagement numbers

sorry we fired all the missiles. no, there won't be more missiles for a while. the missiles take a long time to make. in fairness you weren't supposed to use them all at once

Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

The persistent threat that Iranian long range strike has on hydrocarbon infrastructure in the Gulf combined with the fact that there is no theory of victory to end that beyond complete disintegration of the Iranian state is probably freaking them out because it has very clear implications

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

what if one of the drones they crashed into the military bases had a baby inside and the troops freaked out thinking it was a superman situation so they all spend the next 20 years trying to raise the baby instead of doing military stuff. and then by the time they realize it’s a doll it’s too late

leaked footage of the pilot of that F/A-18:

I know all those celebrities that invested in Dubai and Israel feel stupid as shit. You thought you was getting ahead of the crowd to invest in oppression and now the person that told you it was the plug, bombed the shit out of your investment.

Witcho stupid ass.

Inside the Underground Safe Houses Sheltering Immigrants From ICE

Historically speaking, not a great sign

Wait a minute, fifa are expecting Iran to pull out of the world cup, surely as the aggressor the USA should be kicked out. Like Russia, yes?

Cool

/Stock market tanking, war with seven different countries, gas prices set to spike, CEOs laying off thousands to justify AI investments

"Guys, don't kill the golden goose! You wouldn't want to see what it's like without this magical goose!"

more money, more teachers getting paid that money, smaller class sizes with better support, so much of the problem is material in nature so they'll never address it