Iain Aitch

Pic of selfridges food hall

Pic of a Londis corner shop

The Pantry on Australian Masterchef vs the Pantry on UK Masterchef. “You also have access to this Pot Noodle flavour sachet and a Red Bull.

Private Eye cover with photo of devastation in Gaza. Headline: Starmer: uk will recognise Palestine. Netanyahu saying ‘no one will recognise Palestine when I’ve finished with it’

Strong cover on the Eye today

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Well, a ceasefire may happen, but Israel us unlikely to push for a two-state solution right now, so recognition in September?

Pretty hard to land unconscious on your face if someone punches you from the front...

'Worst-case scenario of famine' is happening in Gaza, food crisis experts say The leading international authority on food crises said in a new alert that the “worst-case scenario of famine is currently playing out in the Gaza Strip,” and “widespread death” will occur without immediate action.

BREAKING: Food crisis experts say the 'worst case scenario of famine' is happening in Gaza.

Gaza: BBC's Jeremy Bowen goes onboard a plane dropping aid The BBC's international editor was on a Jordanian flight as it dropped supplies into Gaza.

"The Israelis don't want us to film out of the window at the devastation inside Gaza. But I've spent 10 mins looking at it with my own eyes and I can tell you communities in the north of Gaza, that I knew well, are flat. There's nothing left of them."

Jeremy Bowen

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Standing for Reform UK in Barking this week.

He deleted his social after we exposed him.

What?

Am here for the Peter Kyle vs Farage row. Kyle calling NF a mate of nonces, NF side pointing out what a cock up the online safety bill is. It’s like watching Arsenal v Chelsea on an ice-coated pitch made of razors.

VPNs top App Store charts as UK age verification kick in Experts say free versions of such apps or services may carry potential security and privacy risks.

Wondering if half the cabinet have their kids setting the VHS for them to record Eastenders. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Prediction. The whole list is available somewhere on line within 30 days of it being sent to the companies in question.

Looking at the news and thinking this dogshit government should stop trying to please people who are incapable of happiness.

Yes, somewhat surprisingly!

Keir Starmer message saying they will reveal asylum accommodation addresses to food delivery companies

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Kit Malthouse to Lammy "can he not see his inaction & cowardice is making this country irrelevant? Can he also not see the personal risk to him, given our intl obligations, that he may end up at the Hague because of his inaction?"

Lammy tells Malthouse his language is unbecoming

Santander mascot with arms gripping upset female small business customer at a Coldplay concert in parody of recent news item

Santander going back on promises of free business banking for life be like

Anger over Santander charging for business accounts it said would be ‘free for ever’ Exclusive: Thousands of small business owners face charges of £9.99 a month from October despite previous written guarantee

Exclusive: Thousands of small business owners face charges of £9.99 a month from October despite previous written guarantee

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He doesn't have any class, doesn't seem much of a man, and now he's not working.

The Gregg Wallace affair has not cast the BBC or Masterchef's production company in the best light. | Iain Aitch The Gregg Wallace affair has not cast the BBC or Masterchef's production company in the best light. But it is Wallace's defence of his disgusting behaviour and the mitigation of his defenders ...

I’ve been writing about Gregg Wallace and his attempts to use ‘working class’ as justification for his actions.

Contains the terms ‘trouser integrity’ and Arctic Roll. www.linkedin.com/posts/iain-a...

Well, that's UK Masterchef down the toilet. They should revamp it to be more like Australian Masterchef, which is far more like a challenging cookery boot camp, as well as better to watch. It has a four presenter format, which would allow for a wide variety of cuisines and chefs/pundits.

Santander are once again trying to fleece ‘free business banking for life’ customers by switching them to £120 a year alternative. Quick reminder that each individual FOS complaint will cost them £650. Bulk complaints killed Wonga etc.

Complaint to the Financial Ombudsman Service, which will cost them £650

Can’t watch McEnroe commentate on Wimbledon now without expecting him to start talking about Devi Vishwakumar’s love life. #neverhaveiever

Enjoyed the reading!

Latest episode of Offal, including an extract from the upcoming Offal #2 book.

Conference Call Small Talk / Search History / The Only Way to Change Things is to Shoot Men Who Curate Things (by Iain Aitch) / A Message from Fleisch Smart Prosthetics

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Suspended Reform MP James McMurdock quits party after Covid loan questions Mr McMurdock becomes the second Reform MP to part ways with the party since the general election last year

'Speaking to Reform councillors on Monday morning, Nigel Farage said “how we behave matters”, adding that he “can’t apologise” for the 2024 election vetting process because he was not involved in it.'

Erm... excuse me...

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Resident doctors in England vote to strike over pay Vote comes after BMA criticised ‘woefully inadequate’ 5.4% award for medics formally known as junior doctors

All coming up 💩 for Starmer right now

Anti-apartheid activists would have been called terrorists under logic banning Palestine Action, Peter Hain says – as it happened Labour peer says he is ‘deeply ashamed’ his party is backing moves to ban group

Peter Hain says anti-apartheid campaigners would have been treated as terrorists under logic used to ban Palestine Action www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Call for by-election after charges against county councillor for Cliftonville are revealed A call has been made for a Kent County Councillor to step down after it was revealed he has been charged with making threats to kill his wife. Cllr Daniel Taylor, who won the seat to represent Clif…

Reform seem such lovely people… theisleofthanetnews.com/2025/07/06/c...