The InFinityverse (PARODY) -Alternative Event-

“You know some called that stalking “

“………….think you said that out loud and not in your head”

“Riiiight…..well you’re seem busy with that then”

“Your clothes ?”

“Hanky panky”

“Oh yea nothing tells warmth like showing off some tiddies”

“Like racial profiling?”

“SORRY!!!…..my hand was stuck in the jar”

*holding a duck season poster*

*casually pass by with a box of files*

“Have fun”

*in the background dealing with a multi dimensional monster, being tossed around*

“Shopping?….do need to stock up, guess better check out the black market then”

“No dinner first?”

“Cause you have shapeshifting abilities”

“…….maybe you been cursed not to”

“The law?”

“You stole a warthog?”

“No”

“There’s a storm approaching”

*hides a philosopher’s stone in my pocket*

“Not fooling anyone “

“N-nothing, just nothing to worry about mommy…..I mean!,mother….no wait, forget I said anything mommy. Fuck! , I mean….im just gonna shut up now and back to my usual mo-mean tifa”

“Ummm….nothing, never mind”

*eyes widen as I look down chuckles nervously*

"now, before i say anything, promise me you'll stay calm."

“Mommy?”

“A crown?”

“What are you up to now?”

“Oh and this mini projector, which fits more in this situation”