The InFinityverse (PARODY)

“That’s just fear “

*head pokes out from around the corner* “someone called?”

*chuckles* “seems to be the first horn dog….no one calls themselves dick master unless you’re a fuck boy”

“Oh you meant that Adam …..right right”

“This is new”

“Here comes trouble”

“Just need a pot and see if I have any seeds…..I think I might have something” *reaches into my pockets*

“You want a plant?”

“Is that a real plant or those fake plants?”

“Gave you implants “

“Nano tech?”

“When you get armor?”

“Yes”

Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

“Funny I said the same thing”

“Careful with small cyclops one……she’s kinda unpredictable”

“I figured you would…..risky are you?”

“Her friends and family “

“Alright…..and the others?”

“Right….”

“Try fooling her , bet it would fail”

“Charlie “

“………you were drunk or on drugs”

“Fight what?”

“Try your Apple sister and see how that goes”

“How?”

“Or……..”

“Right……” *large robotic insectoid crawls out from my shirt making beeps in binary sounds*