ᴛᴡᴏ ɪɴ ᴏɴᴇ

The girl looks over the fish, just to see if it can be salvaged.
No, not really..

" Do not think too far into it. "

She holds up the fish again.

" Do you want this back? "

" ... Another challenge...
I accept. "

.. God damn it.

" I will STEAL this food, and escape unscathed! "

" That sounds like a challenge. "

" What? "

She raises an eyebrow, and glances over to the sleeping woman. She hadn't even noticed her before.

( 💭 That's it. )

She turns back to Vita and exhales softly.

" I apologize. I should not have allowed this to progress the way that it has. "

//

when being evil is the question, the answer is yes

A wink-!

" Yes! Exactly. It is very fun. "

Melody isn't unused to that lifestyle.
Before she started having to share her body, she lived in the slums as well.

.. Wiping her lips-

" .. Probably should've waited until it was cooked though. "

( 💭 If we get sick I am throwing us down the stairs )

//

' did you just mentally give me the bird '

I can't-

( 💭 You are on your own for this one. )

( 💭 🖕 )

( 💭 Did you just mentally give me the bird. )

( 💭 🖕🖕🖕 )

" I could have, yeah, but stealing is more fun. "

( 💭 .... She looked armed. Why did you take the fish. )

( 💭 Because she didn't notice? )

( 💭 Are you trying to get into a fight. )

( 💭 I mean, I wasn't, but.. )

..

Cue her taking a bite of that fish.
Gods, she didn't even prepare it?

Stealth check went in her favor B)

Fish?

Yeah, we take those.
Literally. Mel's stealing one.

fuck that goo

//

would it be funny or annoying if on this account i purely communicated with emojis for a few days

<- aggressively putting her jaw back into place

probably fucking broke it FURTHER

Not if I eat you FIRST.

Yeah...... You better run......

.......

C'mere-

What is that look for.

And now, she has a broken jaw to reset.

She's blaming her other half for this.

hey google how do i fight physics itself

.....

She should still be able to do it. Somehow.

.. Damn it now she's gonna have a hard time biting people

Just....

It should be!
The same way he can!

She should be allowed by the laws of physics to unhinge her jaw!!

accidentally breaks jaw attempting to mimic

" Do you want to borrow mine? "

Happy day of birth.

A villain is not somebody who did a bad thing, a villain is somebody who continues to do bad things and does not care.