@shyguymke.bsky.social
Corporate gay, not actually that shy. Just shouting things into the void. MKE • ORD • MCO • DEN
Insane luck on this pack! #PokemonTCGPocket
14.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t sleep… so instead I’m shopping for cute underwear.
10.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seattle was fun.
02.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sad I’m not at Animal Kingdom for Dinosaur’s countdown to extinction. 🦖 ☄️
01.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Grindr, this is crazy talk.
31.01.2026 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hello Seattle.
30.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A PERFECT MEAL.
24.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been there! It’s a trap!
15.01.2026 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The whole Jasmine Crockett / Matt Rogers thing illustrates how cooked we are. We’ve learned nothing and are allergic to actually winning elections. Love her, but like let’s be real not every candidate is right for every race.
11.01.2026 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Started Common Goal and they keep referring to Eric being so old and then they finally say he’s 41. Like bro.
11.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Went to the gym pre-hot springs. Please clap.
11.01.2026 02:07 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0He was actually 25. He didn’t know that Berlin is in Germany.
10.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Help. I opened my tinder in a ski town and I now have 600 matches. 😣
10.01.2026 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favorite trope in gay dating is how much guys will say they want clear communication and then not do that.
06.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to adjust my three strike rule down to two. The data doesn’t suggest a third ask ever works.
06.01.2026 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You just know some exec is FUMING they can’t put a tuna melt, ginger ale, blueberry smoothie etc meal here.
#heatedrivalry
Obligatory hotel mirror pic.
28.12.2025 10:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me leaving this guy’s hotel room: we didn’t even kiss. :(
28.12.2025 04:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Accepted an invite to get drinks with a 24 year old tonight. ☠️
25.12.2025 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I might be downloading a second hockey podcast. Someone save me.
23.12.2025 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just hooked up with a legit body builder and it was so fucking hot.
23.12.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deleting Grindr. Too many hot visitors and I don’t need another situationship to start with someone in another state.
22.12.2025 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll be in Denver soon 👀
22.12.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Decided to chase the last 1000 PQP I need for my status renewal… where should I go?
22.12.2025 07:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Went to the gym mid day. Please clap!
20.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Heated Rivalry community is deeply unwell. I’ve never been happier.
19.12.2025 16:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heated Rivalry makes me want a boyfriend real bad.
19.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And I could help but wonder… would I really be able to date someone with a foot fetish?
17.12.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The pilot on this flight is so hot.
14.12.2025 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Epic Universe is a vibe.
13.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
