Yes yes yes
I mean I'll take any at this point
Post penis
Why are we comparing apples to oranges?
Mine that gold?
I stg this is how like 40% of Goodreads BookTokkers think now
An HOUR and a HALF???
Just gonna say it I'm a busker hater
Turtle Mutant Ninja Teenagers
The second one, but it's a Jimmy John's
THEY MADE MY FAVORITE PLANESWALKER A LAW PROFESSOR FUCK YEAH
Breaking News: New video adds to evidence that a U.S. missile likely hit an Iranian school where 175 people, many of them children, were reportedly killed.
It's like a lawyer with a client who literally refuses to just shut up, despite all your prep work
It's many other more serious bad things, but it's also incredibly funny that Hegseth and Trump really cannot help themselves from calling it "war" when every legally aware person around them is desperately trying to call it anything but war, and is probably screaming at them to do the same
No he said disgusting
Good luck hitting me with any of those, stormtrooper
You can tell that Hegseth carefully dances around lying, technically, but Trump just lies without qualm
The elusive Lerrrgazongas
CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime.
I find Star Wars to be soooooo exhaustingly bad.
All of it. Not just 7-9 or 1-3.
And don't try to sell me on whatever spinoff you say is actually really good. I just don't care. I don't care! I'm sure it's really good but I will not be able to separate it from Regular Bad Star Wars.
I feel like at my school, if you didn't go, you would not recognize the social dynamics at school the next day. The relationship movements were tectonic.
I'm like 80% sure if my therapist ever starts digging into my childhood they will be the ones she really holds a magnifying glass to
"Tonight was a movie" but it's just you and eight other awkward mid-puberty seventh graders DEEPLY desperate for the approval of your peers
Did anyone else have like, the majority of their core memories form at middle school lock-in events?
I could have timed this ****** a bit better though
I don't wait for my flight to Chicago, it waits for me
Arrived at my gate PRECISELY when they started calling my group number, I am so good at Airport
(as in, me too)
Yes exactly
