βThis is a preschool you stupid motherf*ckers!β
(From Somali Snaps)
@natecook.bsky.social
Once-geologist, recovering rower, current patent litigator. Avid Izzet mage, strategy/rpg enthusiast. Pro-veggies, anti-fruit. He/him, π³οΈβπ.
βThis is a preschool you stupid motherf*ckers!β
(From Somali Snaps)
What? No, violating a court order is definitely illegal, and prosecutable as contempt of court. But more to the point, the discussion of the map referenced above is about the fact that a 100 mile border zone does very little to limit ICE activities because most people live within it.
27.01.2026 18:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are you suggesting the proposal would/could explicitly limit the zone to less than the 100 miles? I think that's doable in theory but I imagine anything significant would be thorny for some of the Dems
27.01.2026 18:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night
27.01.2026 02:47 β π 4064 π 926 π¬ 103 π 85JP we can't afford to repeat the Great Leprechaun Slaughter of 2009
27.01.2026 07:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am EXHAUSTED and the country is in chaos but the cozy vibes tonight are good and I'm soaking it in.
27.01.2026 03:23 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If a journalist were to ask Trump himself, right now, if he wants protestors to die, he'd be like "well they sort of have it coming, I think we all agree that they're pretty much asking for it"
27.01.2026 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Neckin
26.01.2026 05:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grill your steak?
26.01.2026 04:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have arrived in Whistler and I am ready to **** **** and embarrass myself down the mountain
26.01.2026 04:02 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The actor or the anthropomorphized avatar of misfortune itself?
25.01.2026 20:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Post pit (radioactive)
25.01.2026 20:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are about 100 protesters outside Schumerβs building in the middle of the blizzard urging him to whip Dem votes against any more ICE/CBP funding.
25.01.2026 18:00 β π 13560 π 2464 π¬ 303 π 136Someone in the GC: "It's almost not even snow, it's practically ice sand"
Me and the Weather geek: "!!!YES IT IS EXACTLY ICE SAND AND IT IS CALLED SLEET"
DC in a war against all forms of ice this weekend
25.01.2026 19:00 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hey everybody lifelong tech expert here
> "system crashβ deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
Christ, I had kind of forgotten that we kidnapped the head of a sovereign nation three weeks
25.01.2026 18:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok who has the slutty text chain but for your normie friends becoming radicalized against ICE?
25.01.2026 18:21 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
25.01.2026 17:18 β π 8688 π 1290 π¬ 202 π 405I feel like I need to be back in DC to teach all my local friends how to properly deal with a blizzard
25.01.2026 18:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Weβve been reminding folks to shovel, and itβs caused a bit of a debate. A main reason we are pushing to do so early and often is that sleet is very heavy.
As of noon, D.C. had picked up 1.13 inches of liquid (melted snow/sleet) from this storm. Thatβs quite a lot in winter. (1/n?)
(map: 1245p)
(Barnett, not Anthony, to be clear)
25.01.2026 18:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the two leading authors on the "scholarly" work arguing the 14th Amendment doesn't grant birthright citizenship, everyone:
25.01.2026 18:01 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0I do think any run he'd attempt would be doomed. He's deeply unpopular even with Trump's base and I can't imagine any of the Democratic base going out to pull the lever for him in a general. If the moment is still deeply anti-Trump, I think any small slice of the center he gets would never be enough
25.01.2026 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See my earlier post about making Republicans afraid not to impeach. Keep being angry, keep putting pressure on them.
Sidenote: it also shows how they've known this administration is insane and evil all along and they're just spineless wretches who will only do the right thing when they're at risk.
Comer on Fox right now urging Trump to pull ICE out of Minneapolis to *punish* Minnesotans β will prove to the state how good it was to have ICE there! This is really some 5-D chess
25.01.2026 15:44 β π 3021 π 434 π¬ 187 π 207Cynics are (probably correctly) saying that he's reading the tea leaves and positioning himself for a 2028 run as the "reasonable" Republican.
Do we know if he ever took any public stances on birthright citizenship when Trump pushed for ending it? Seems like that could bite him if he did.
Wait what's your batter recipe that pancake looks INSANE (complimentary)
25.01.2026 15:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π΅βπ«
25.01.2026 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God damn
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