The main antagonist in the Home Alone films isn’t the Wet (or Sticky) Bandits, but is, in fact, Kevin’s older brother, Buzz. In this essay I will
Look, if I have to have Gangnam Style stuck in my head then you do, too. It’s just how it has to be, I’m sorry.
Never thought I’d be openly sobbing to Cobra Kai season 6 episode 13 at 8:15 on a Friday night, but life is unpredictable sometimes.
Found a new brand of calming music.
Thanks for the words, @sgj.bsky.social. The ones from all of your books and the ones you just wrote on this one. Means a lot, thank you. Gonna go write another book now.
One danger of embracing generative AI as a learning device and in language assistance is that you're letting the keepers of that AI have power over what you learn and how you write. It will be programmed with biases, unintentional but often *quite* intentional, that you will unknowingly adopt.
How much would @culvers.com absolutely crush it if they ever decided to serve breakfast?
American media: What could Elon Musk's hand gesture have meant?
German media: We know exactly what the fuck that meant
I hunger for Burger King.
Nosferatu was absolutely terrifying. It wasn’t as weird and esoteric as Robert Eggers’ other films, but it was just as unsettling—if not more so. I loved everything, even the mustache.
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free. theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
It is my firm belief that doorbell noises should be outlawed in television commercials.
Signed, a dog owner.
I’m not sure when Hugh Grant made the transition from charming gentlemen to charming psychopath, but I am definitely in favor of it.
Final draft is finally complete! #amquerying
As a diehard fan of the Minnesota Wild the last 24 years, I can honestly there hasn’t been a time when I’ve felt this good about their play. But also as a fan of this team for the last 24 years, I’m currently girding my optimism against the inevitable letdown. I hope I’m wrong! They’re fun to watch!
Finally pulled the plug and left Twitter. Feels good to be free of that degenerate hellscape. Looking forward to posting all sorts of nonsense here.
It wouldn’t be streaming online or any such thing, would it? Asking for someone who’s stuck a thousand miles away.
Welcome to Minneapolis, Paul! Go to Matt’s and get a burger.
