❤️‍🔥 naD

The increased bass on the AirPods Pro 3 has genuinely got me levitating especially with the bass drops on Elizabeth Taylor 😫

Nvm he legit said in another “If Gracie Abrams is on the list, Taylor Swift is on the list” and well-

The alt text is sending me 😭

Saw someone try to guess people’s top artist on their Wrapped based on the other 4 and realised the only hint that mine is Taylor Swift is that Gracie Abrams made it to 4th while the other 3 are all kpop (ATEEZ, DAY6, TXT) 😭

I asked Siri what 5 divided by 3 is to figure out how much something costs per unit and it spat out ”one point six six six seven”

The way I flinched like an abuse child at the “six seven” 🫩

Oh taste 🙂‍↕️

I’m under strict orders to keep the news about me moving projects to myself to not worry my colleagues prematurely but my god I just want to spam message the colleagues I’m closest to about it 😭

Honestly just wasn’t expected to be the one recommended cuz there’s someone else I find way more competent but ig they’d probably need him to handle everything else 💀

Exactly, can’t complain about the extra £30 I’d save from not having to buy train tickets every week 🙂‍↕️ I’ll probably still going into the office occasionally since it’s really nice and it’s not that hard for me to get to

Being moved to another project in the new year where it’d just be me and it’s open to being fully remote 🤯

I was recommended by my team lead because I apparently “work very effectively and can really focus on getting tasks done independently”

I basically got called a recluse 🫩 tbh not wrong-

Taylor Swift being all over the Grindr Unwrapped is actually so funny considering how toxic stan tw*tter is and all of the discourse against her 😭

And this is how they killed the longest running song contest. It was a zombie since 2024 and they finally shot it in the head on its 70th edition

RIP Eurovision Song Contest 1956 - 2023 😔💔

They finally held the vote on Isr**l’s participation and it passed. Netherlands, Spain, Ireland, and Slovenia 🇳🇱🇪🇸🇮🇪🇸🇮 have already announced their immediate withdrawal, Iceland is going to discuss later whether to continue themselves so there could be more 😕

Time to return to YouTube to MP3 downloaders 🫩

Just saw ginger bread flavoured Doritos… I have no idea how to feel about that 😀

Wait I thought I replied to this 😭

I could possibly but I buy them in store to drink in the office and I don’t really want to be carrying lactose-free milk with me 🥴

My favourite party of Wrapped is seeing what songs I accidentally played on Spotify instead of Apple Music 😍

Looks like this year it was a Eurovision playlist lmao

The way so many of the top songs were from last year 😭

Not a single surprise here lmao

“Why do I feel so bloated lately”, I ponder to myself in deep thought as I drink my third protein milkshake knowing full well of my lactose intolerance 🥸

It’s not really a typical coding language, he’s primarily a tester and they use Java for all the automation and most languages use ‘&&’ instead of ‘&’ 😩

What really made me just blankly stare at my screen was that it was all wrapped within an or() function so there was an example right there 🫠

> confused why something isn’t working properly
> check the code
> coworker used ‘&’ thinking it’s a logical operator when it’s a concatenation operator

🫠

Occasionally I’d be talking with an oomf, just having a normal conversation, and then randomly remember that they’ve seen *all* of me 🫥

Por que no los tres 😌

Was gonna go for a 5k buuuuut the sun’s already gone so nvm 💀

Gooned a bit too close to the sun and now need a good minute for my oxygen levels to recover 😶‍🌫️

First I have to remember 4 movies that I thoroughly enjoyed 😭 I actually rarely watch movies 🥴

Oh turns out I’ve never made an account 🥸