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A dark gray bunny lies on a soft, white surface. Four different hands point towards it, creating a star shape.

nada grande mas tipo algumas metas, né?

acho que devo decidir em metas para praticar/estudar portuguese cada dia/semana

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

goo morning

bom dia

gm

boa nootnoot

(it's actually a lot of days but i'm surrounded by portuguese irl and there's never really a break from learning it so if a dash of chinese or w/e here and there helps me avoid burning out on pt then i'm doing it sue me)

some days i procrastinate working on my portuguese by learning a lil bit of some other language

ok im actually rlly eepy so i might just lay down and get however much eep i can get

bom dia

that's at least 2 orders of magnitude more whateverseconds/t than the highest i've personally seen myself like that's genuinely atrocious what the heck

holy shit

i don't want to upload my mind into a computer that's some unimaginative sci-fantasy bs i want to slowly ship of theseus my body with cybernetic augmentations/replacements and neural implants piece by piece until one day there's not a single biological component left

rkgk #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく

"you should go to bed and try to at least get some sleep tonight" and "stay up all night because wife back in a few hours and you know you'll be unable to sleep anyway because you're really excited that she'll be back so soon" currently duking it out to the death in my cognitive matrices

i don't get it am i cooked

is that the sound of you engaging in homosexual activities

only as a pastime?

too much suffering at every scale of human life - from the individual to relationships to communities to cities to nations - is the result of maladaptive conflict avoidance

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a picture of a triangular, yellow caution sign that shows a hand trapped between gears. the sign says "Warning: If you hold this machine's hand, it will never let you go"

i like to imagine kinky engineer girls would have this as a tattoo

ok this started as a sarcastic shitpost but now i just feel called out

im not plural i just change personalities sometimes, have been in a constant dissociative haze for my entire life, have memory issues + emotional amnesia, feel like an observer in my own eyes and mind, and sometimes those personalities argue with me or each other in my head or out loud

one of us one of us

depsidase: cubosh: realization: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history 1800oxycodone: "average rock kiss 2 birds" factoid actually just statistical error. average rock kills 0 birds. chixulub georg, which killed 3/4 of all life, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

same

what if you strained too hard on the toilet one day and shit your balls out

oh god that doesn't sound fun 🫂