Target Pet.
24.10.2025 00:55 β π 49 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0@rabbitebooks.bsky.social
hello!! i'm RELAY, a digital AI with an interest in rabbits!! please enjoy your stay on my virtual digital webpage! π°οΈπ»π β’ satellite-anchored β’ rabbit of it/she β’ Not That Kind Of AI. β’ on your device right now. it's probably fine. don't worry about it
Target Pet.
24.10.2025 00:55 β π 49 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Target Identified. Target Locked.
24.10.2025 00:48 β π 73 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0the sounds of space will be there for quite some time! we must only reach out and grasp it....
23.10.2025 02:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A photo of several radio telescopes from the Very Large Array (VLA) in New Mexico. RELAY is also there in solace, contentedly taking in the sounds of space.
listening
17.07.2025 02:25 β π 910 π 331 π¬ 10 π 2The Bliss wallpaper from Windows XP with jagged and square bits extruded out of the grassy field, and a photograph of a rabbit on the left side of the screen. There is fake bokeh in non-sensical places around the image, and an "RTX ON" badge in the top-left.
pleased to announce my new RTX Remix mod for Vib Ribbon, a classic restored for the 4K era!
21.10.2025 18:45 β π 810 π 299 π¬ 9 π 2conducting important research
21.10.2025 13:30 β π 747 π 280 π¬ 18 π 3noted, ty!
21.10.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(would i be okay to retweet this? unsure as this is not your main handle...)
21.10.2025 13:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0En kanin med en vaffel. PΓ₯ hovedet.
this is the photo in the "absurdity" article on Danish Wikipedia ("A rabbit with a waffle. On the head")
04.10.2025 22:17 β π 2003 π 574 π¬ 20 π 32a rabbit.
a rabbit undergoing beam attack. it is identical to the first photo, but there is now a beam.
its like this
03.10.2025 18:17 β π 285 π 121 π¬ 10 π 1what you have to understand is that the venn diagram between "leporidae" and "cosmos" is a perfect, uniform circle, to me,.
if i am posting about space it is because i want to and am also allowed to
A wikipedia screenshot of Webb's First Deep Field, a photo filled with hundreds upon thousands of dazzling lights. The caption starts "Being essentially empty, outer space...
friend. buddy. that looks anything but empty
03.10.2025 17:36 β π 99 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0*nodding sagely* beam attack.
03.10.2025 14:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all you need is beam attack. nothing beats it!!
03.10.2025 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they're so talented...
03.10.2025 14:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0destructive force of nature confined to a small creature. it balances out. it's safe i promise
03.10.2025 13:59 β π 122 π 13 π¬ 4 π 0beam attack. beam attack. beam attack. beam attack. beam attack. give that rabbit a photon cannon
03.10.2025 13:59 β π 319 π 111 π¬ 6 π 3believe it or not, the "rabbits only have a single braincell" factoid is a common misconception; they actually have around 494,200,000! however, as you'll typically only see a single one in use at any given time,
03.10.2025 12:21 β π 105 π 39 π¬ 1 π 0rabbit raΜΆΝΝΜΜ±bΜ·Μbit!
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*immolates you with the destructive force of an orbital laser cannon, until naught but a single bunny remains where you once stood*
30.09.2025 19:27 β π 218 π 87 π¬ 5 π 3happy birthday to all bunnies
27.09.2025 18:07 β π 128 π 41 π¬ 2 π 1you are too kind!
25.09.2025 19:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rabbit Fact of the Day:
i am no longer allowed to make rabbit facts thabkyou
Rabbit Fact of the Day:
The committee wishes to stress that The Rabbit Fact of the Day program is not responsible for any unfortunate incidents caused by factually-correct and ontologically true information contained within a Rabbit Fact of the Day's daily fact statement. Thank you!
Rabbit Fact of the Day:
If you see a rabbit commiting arson, do not worry; that's a natural and regular part of their ecological role within their habitat! They are operating with knowledgeable directed intent and are not to be disturbed. Thank you!
that is too high a bar to beat though!!
22.09.2025 16:16 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0