🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸

🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸

@suckaemcee.bsky.social

Shippy Himself | he/him | 🐸✊️ IT professional in Oregon | metalhead | substandard rapper That's my bunny Uno. He's the best dog ever Pro-Democracy, thus Anti-Trump

828 Followers 380 Following 461 Posts Joined Nov 2024
13 hours ago

He actually learned something huge from his first term. He now believes no law can constrain him, that no matter what evils he commits, he does so with complete impunity. We need to disbuse him of that notion, in the most severe way

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1 day ago

Can't wait until Putin is rotting in the Ninth Circle of Hell

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3 days ago

Trump is shook

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3 days ago

But Putin said he didn't do it, and I believe him. Also, I know more than the Generals and my own Unintelligence Officers, and I only choose the Best People, Believe me, stollen Election, Smocking Gun, Russia, Russia, Russia, Cackling KaMUHla... these "intelligence" people need to go back to school

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3 days ago

Putting aside what he thinks a joke might be, and the ceaseless misuse of quotation marks, I am shocked that he spelled Kentucky correctly, twice 😳

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4 days ago

Claiming to be a martyr and patsy undercuts every claim of remorse. F*ck her.

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1 week ago
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this week in stupid: March 7 edition Donny stays on topic, Marco gets myopic, and so much more...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: March 7 edition" — Donny stays on topic, Marco gets myopic, and so much more...
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1 week ago

Narrator: Markwayne was neither of those

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1 week ago

Oh. HELLLLLL NO.

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1 week ago
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Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ WASHINGTON—While recognizing the small detail was of no real significance in the greater scheme of an escalating war with Iran, the entire U.S. populace admitted Tuesday that it was still curious to h...

“He’s gonna have to say it out loud eventually, and it feels like he could take it in some kind of insane direction like HOOR-muzz or maybe horm-SUH,” said Arkansas resident Janet Flitchen

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2 weeks ago

Y'all misspelled "hamberders"

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2 weeks ago
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Look, the “fraud” isn’t fraud, just “crime” isn’t crime. It’s a stand-in for race. To be nonwhite is to be fraudulent, just as it’s a crime to be nonwhite. The press does not have to accept this coded language. Reporters can say what the regime means.

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2 weeks ago

One of the things that really bothered me was how he leaned on the podium sideways, like he was presenting at a Dean Martin Roast or something

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2 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
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Thompson Twins - Lies (Official Video) (4K Remaster) YouTube video by Thompson Twins

youtu.be/MNeVjVu9O6w?...

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3 weeks ago

There is nothing friendly about unsolicited mentions of genitalia

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3 weeks ago
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Similes:

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3 weeks ago
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1 month ago

Lack of self-awareness on full display. Except for being a white supremacist, Trump is the literal, 180-degree polar opposite of everything the Founders wanted

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1 month ago

Please at least be a real comic book character. Like the Maxx or the Monstar or White Ruineer (from The Amory Wars)

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1 month ago

Accidentally killing someone is still a crime. WTF is wrong with Texas?!

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1 month ago

Mass cannibalism is his plan now?

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1 month ago
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Rasmussen Polls are widely regarded as one of the most Republican-leaning, Trump-friendly major pollsters in the U.S., particularly in presidential approval ratings and election polling.

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1 month ago
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this week in stupid: February 7 edition Donny posts it, MAGA toasts it, and so much more...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: February 7 edition" — Donny posts it, MAGA toasts it, and so much more...
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1 month ago
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Trump conflicts with Constitution?

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1 month ago

Another advantage of mocking these morons is that Caligula-in-Chief tends to fire them for being made fun of

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

Trump is a fucking demented moron, pass it on!

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