He actually learned something huge from his first term. He now believes no law can constrain him, that no matter what evils he commits, he does so with complete impunity. We need to disbuse him of that notion, in the most severe way
Can't wait until Putin is rotting in the Ninth Circle of Hell
Trump is shook
But Putin said he didn't do it, and I believe him. Also, I know more than the Generals and my own Unintelligence Officers, and I only choose the Best People, Believe me, stollen Election, Smocking Gun, Russia, Russia, Russia, Cackling KaMUHla... these "intelligence" people need to go back to school
Putting aside what he thinks a joke might be, and the ceaseless misuse of quotation marks, I am shocked that he spelled Kentucky correctly, twice 😳
Claiming to be a martyr and patsy undercuts every claim of remorse. F*ck her.
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Narrator: Markwayne was neither of those
Oh. HELLLLLL NO.
“He’s gonna have to say it out loud eventually, and it feels like he could take it in some kind of insane direction like HOOR-muzz or maybe horm-SUH,” said Arkansas resident Janet Flitchen
Y'all misspelled "hamberders"
Look, the “fraud” isn’t fraud, just “crime” isn’t crime. It’s a stand-in for race. To be nonwhite is to be fraudulent, just as it’s a crime to be nonwhite. The press does not have to accept this coded language. Reporters can say what the regime means.
One of the things that really bothered me was how he leaned on the podium sideways, like he was presenting at a Dean Martin Roast or something
There is nothing friendly about unsolicited mentions of genitalia
Similes:
Lack of self-awareness on full display. Except for being a white supremacist, Trump is the literal, 180-degree polar opposite of everything the Founders wanted
Please at least be a real comic book character. Like the Maxx or the Monstar or White Ruineer (from The Amory Wars)
Accidentally killing someone is still a crime. WTF is wrong with Texas?!
Mass cannibalism is his plan now?
Rasmussen Polls are widely regarded as one of the most Republican-leaning, Trump-friendly major pollsters in the U.S., particularly in presidential approval ratings and election polling.
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Trump conflicts with Constitution?
Another advantage of mocking these morons is that Caligula-in-Chief tends to fire them for being made fun of
Trump is a fucking demented moron, pass it on!